would you like to 

A phrase from Robbie rotten and is used as a meme, often distorted

WOULD YOU LIKE TO

would you like to by ROYMUND on YouTube March 18, 2017

would you like to sign my petition 

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

would you like to sign my petition by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

would you like to go out for coffee? 

Usually a pre-requisite to dating. More of the act of going out to a cafe or coffee shop to socialize, rather than specifically going for coffee. Often other beverages are ordered.

Would you like to go out for coffee?

Sure I'd love to!

OMG I'm going out for coffee tonight with this cute guy in my class!

would you like to go out for coffee? by LosTFaN 4 8 15 May 23, 2009

would you like to go for coffee 

Euphamism: "So, would you like sex with me?"

No. No I wouldn't.

would you like to go for coffee by Richter September 25, 2003

Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

Would you like to eat my candy paws? by J Slasher July 26, 2016

Would you like to take a survey 

Asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts.

"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Sure"
(Kick in the nuts)

Would you like to take a survey by canopy November 9, 2007

would you like to rate our app? 

people normally ignore this even if they like the app. or they get upset

Would you like to rate our app?

would you like to rate our app? by true bread September 9, 2022