worktard

The one coworker that does/says the dumbest things over and over again.

No one pays much attention to Larry here, he's our company's worktard.

by Mrs Pita February 13, 2010

WordTard

A WordTard is someone who makes up a word in order to submit it to a dictionary website because they think they are clever or funny, but in fact they are neither.

"It seems like most of the new words at urbandictionary.com are written by WordTards."

by TommyJMac March 20, 2009

wooktard

A Dirty, Dready, "Family member" who sniffs cocaine on the regular and fuckin rages all day every day. He/she often acts like a barbarian crossed with a retard crossed with a port-o-potie; the notorious refuge spot for wooktards that are too fucked up. Lastly, a warning to all you non "ragers," don't make the wooktard angry, which is easy to do (talking shit on Disco Biscuits or Widespread Panic), for he will.... probably not do anything (hit the bong again).

Wookstophe (Wooktard Extraordinaire)

by TeamJuicyTreys April 11, 2011

wocktarded

when a monkey wanna say somethin stupid

bruh thats really wocktarded of you

by ooga chaka May 2, 2019

Wordtardation

Claiming the understanding of the word or concept is much more complicated that most people would understand it to be in order to claim a deeper understanding than most or some other sort of social capital.

He spent ten minutes in deep wordtardation trying to pretend understanding the concept of a chair was deep and profound and needing his special insight.

by MrGeee July 9, 2023

Wordtard

Anyone who follows a trend where a well known word is used, but not in it's correct manner.

Someone with no understanding of sentence structure or grammar.

Person One: "I was watching this great movie and the special effects were sick!"

Person Two: "We all know that "sick" means 'ill' or 'puke' and nothing more. You're clearly a Wordtard."

by Arcca-Daton April 26, 2010

Wordtarded

1. The reason that Microsoft Word constantly reformats documents users are typing.
2. The term used by bad document craftsmen who constantly blame their tools.

No! Why did you indent the entire paragraph! That's so wordtarded!

by teacherman123 October 15, 2009