A WordTard is someone who makes up a word in order to submit it to a dictionary website because they think they are clever or funny, but in fact they are neither.
Lacking any basicskill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.
You knowJoseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.
Claiming the understanding of the word or concept is much more complicated that most people would understand it to be in order to claim a deeper understanding than most or some other sort of social capital.
He spent ten minutes in deep wordtardation trying to pretend understanding the concept of a chair was deep and profound and needing his special insight.
1. The reason that Microsoft Word constantly reformats documents users are typing.
2. The term used by bad document craftsmen who constantly blame their tools.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.