WordTard 

A WordTard is someone who makes up a word in order to submit it to a dictionary website because they think they are clever or funny, but in fact they are neither.

"It seems like most of the new words at urbandictionary.com are written by WordTards."

WordTard by TommyJMac March 20, 2009

Wordtard 

Anyone who follows a trend where a well known word is used, but not in it's correct manner.

Someone with no understanding of sentence structure or grammar.

Person One: "I was watching this great movie and the special effects were sick!"

Person Two: "We all know that "sick" means 'ill' or 'puke' and nothing more. You're clearly a Wordtard."

Wordtard by Arcca-Daton April 26, 2010

worktard 

The one coworker that does/says the dumbest things over and over again.

No one pays much attention to Larry here, he's our company's worktard.

worktard by Mrs Pita February 13, 2010

Woodtarded 

Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.

You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.

Woodtarded by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022

Wordtardation

Claiming the understanding of the word or concept is much more complicated that most people would understand it to be in order to claim a deeper understanding than most or some other sort of social capital.

He spent ten minutes in deep wordtardation trying to pretend understanding the concept of a chair was deep and profound and needing his special insight.

Wordtardation by MrGeee July 9, 2023

Wordtarded 

1. The reason that Microsoft Word constantly reformats documents users are typing.
2. The term used by bad document craftsmen who constantly blame their tools.

No! Why did you indent the entire paragraph! That's so wordtarded!

Wordtarded by teacherman123 October 15, 2009