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working hard 

The act of becoming overwhelmed in self-masturbation.
The act of having trouble erecting.
Sorry i showed late dude, i was really working hard.

What did you and hannah do last night?
I tried to get on her last night, but i was working too hard.
working hard by bisty bist December 29, 2008
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Working Hard 

Which has nothing to do with anything.
Hym "And this has nothing to do with whether or not I'm working hard enough. You want you to have a role in whether or not I suceed. You (proverbially) want me to have your permission to fuck your daughter. I didn't do the incest ritual properly so you are trying to prevent me from succeeding with lies of omission. That is all. That's all that's happening here. You're not an authority."
Working Hard by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

working hard or hardly working 

Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.
Supervisor: Hey Joe! Working hard or hardly working? Hahahaha.

Joe: Hahahahaha! You're the best boss ever!
Word of the Day on January 15, 2010

working hard or hardly working 

A pathetic attempt at word play and stock phrase of the middle-management careerist asswipe. Often accompanied by finger guns. Bang bang.
Supervisor: You working hard, Joe?
Joe: Yes.
Supervisor: Working hard or hardly working? Hahaha!
Joe: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Working hard, or Hardly working 

boss: Hey Johnson, working hard, or hardly working? hahaha!
Johnson:actually, I'm looking at porn.
Johnson: So the first one.

working hard or hardly working 

similar to are we having fun yet?, a ridiculous and stupid phrase coined by would-be witty people who cannot be funny so they toss around catch phrases they hear.
working hard, or hardly working? ha!

you are an imbacil. we reserve the right to refuse service. we are exercising that right as of now. get the fuck out of my store.

Working Hard Women 

A woman who’s always working hard and don’t need a man or have no one to depend on to help her. She accomplished all her with no handouts. She takes care of her kids and home and still do her.
Damn Marie have two jobs three kids single mother and takes care of home. And she’s about to open her own business. Now that’s a hworking hard women .
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