workin' man
workin' man by headforthemountainsofblatz July 4, 2011
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Working Man Curl
When you wear the same pair of shoes to work everyday and after a period of time the shoes start to curl starting from the toe. Only men who work hard will obtain the working man curl.
Working Man Curl by goldilocks1026 December 14, 2010
Working Man
A man who pretends to be overencumbered by under 20 hours of work per week which results in being unable to participate in social nor household activitys. regularly used by people in their 20s toward their parents as an excuse to get out of household chores.
Ashley's Mother: "Why can't you help me clean the house Ashley?
Ashley: "Because I'm a working man!"
Ashley: "Because I'm a working man!"
Working Man by TheIgLol June 19, 2023
Working Man's Wedding Proposal
Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.
Working Man's Wedding Proposal by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008
The working man
When u get home from work. And. Get a bj and nut on her face and as she walks to the bathroom to clean up she trips over ur boots and face plants the cum into the rug
My boy Justin. Gave that girl the working man last night said it was funny as hell till someone had to clean the rug
The working man by Birch hood October 15, 2016
working man's cocaine
working man's cocaine by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004
working man's blowjob
a blumpkin is the most typical example
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3
i was really late for work this morning so my wife performed a working man's blowjob to make sure i wasnt late but left pleasured
working man's blowjob by alig3fome February 18, 2010
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