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Just do your work bro 

The act of a individual (particularly students in a high school) participating in any activity besides completing assignments.
Classmate 1: In formation! Blue 32! Blue 32! Set, HUT!

Classmate 2: Just do your work bro.

That's not gonna work for me brotha 

Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically
Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?

You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!

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Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work 

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.
1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!