1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he
called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his
plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.
2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom:
Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!