Yaitzjacob's definitions

500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette

Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*

by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025

Diabeto

A term used to describe very fat people who refuse to go to the gym and eat 24/7. They are the literal embodiment of Humpty Dumpty.

Friend 1: Dude, look at that fat man over there! He emptied 3 Mcdonald's in 1 day!

Friend 2: Damn, what a Diabeto looking mf

by Yaitzjacob September 5, 2024

Galaxy gas

Nitrous Oxide whippets that are used for culinary purposes, but hood mfs in Atlanta huff this to get high af

Woman 1: What's your name and where are you from?
Man 1 (smoking galaxy gas): My name Lil T man

by Yaitzjacob September 5, 2024

Just do your work bro

The act of a individual (particularly students in a high school) participating in any activity besides completing assignments.

Classmate 1: In formation! Blue 32! Blue 32! Set, HUT!

Classmate 2: Just do your work bro.

by Yaitzjacob March 5, 2025

EBT Rat

A ghetto man or woman who has over 4 kids, works 3 jobs, and collects food stamps.

Person 1: "Man, I was at the store yesterday, and this lady was yelling at the cashier because her food stamps weren't working. She had like five kids running around and was complaining about how she’s gotta work three jobs just to keep up."

Person 2: "Sounds like a total EBT rat situation. It's crazy how some people are juggling all that."

Person 1: "Yeah, no kidding. She looked completely stressed out."

by Yaitzjacob September 4, 2024