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wootslang 

wootslang is a phenomen that has become popular lately, it has it's root from Luxembourg-English and tends to sound juvenile or childish, yet very funny.
wootslang usually contain many words put together:

hymen
wootfakkof
irl.
wootslang by Wiet November 7, 2009
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Woodclanger 

woodclanger /Person who clangs wood as a hobby
A woodclanger is a person who joins up with other like minded people to take part in the mysterious art of Morris dancing. The actual term 'Woodclanger' comes from when they prance about and clang their bits together! As the bits are usually made of wood, they have become known as Woodclangers.
Woodclanger by Professor McGlashan February 11, 2009
n. a rugby cheer
v. fuck hot girls, after a rugby game
adj. pimpin, sexy
n. pussy
one, two, skeet, wootang is what the rugby team shouted.
man, im guna wootang her so bad.
holy shit is she wootang.
dude after rugby practice im guna put my dick in that chicks wootang.
That girl is a wootang.
Wootang by MountRoyal September 23, 2009
Something exclaimed when one experiences a sense o joy or entitlement. Often used when getting a kill in the game call of duty.
Wootdango, i just whomped that nib out of the sky!!
wootdango by Nubflubber December 22, 2009
A chant of adrenaline while playing a rugby game.
Before breaking his nose the prop yelled WOOTANG!!!!!
wootang by WillyWonka March 9, 2005

WOOTBANG 

WOOTBANG is the joyous act of exciting, yet unexpected opportunity to engage in sexy time.
Dude 1: Dude, I had an awesome night last night!!!11!1
Dude 2: What happened...please, do share?
Dude 1: Chloe stopped by for a little bit and we were just talking, and then boom...we WOOTBANGED!!11!
Dude 2: BICE!!!11!
WOOTBANG by The Dudarini March 22, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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