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A person who thinks hundreds of thousands of people dying is funny. e.g. Japan
Hello My names wooton, im going to hell one day...
Wooton by Sgt Goldfish March 30, 2011

Wooton Park 

A place in norfolk where a bunch of fucking scumbags go to shag each other, they are all gay.
For fuck sake fletcher is a wooton park again the gay prick
Wooton Park by big phaz July 15, 2019

felix wooton 

a dude that likes to play basketball and he always says bend down girls daddy got his guns
felix wooton by savage543you March 6, 2017

Wonton Weeb 

A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.
1. The woman in comicon was a weeb

2. My freind is a wonton weeb who enjoys going to Comic- Con
Wonton Weeb by Elric July 7, 2023

wonton winking 

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008

wonton poop 

The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.
As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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