Wooton 

When you want to have a beer but you cant spell, chicks hate you and your penis is short.

Wooton the fuck out of a beer.

Wooton by Litch Driftwood August 28, 2020

Wooton 

A person who thinks hundreds of thousands of people dying is funny. e.g. Japan

Hello My names wooton, im going to hell one day...

Wooton by Sgt Goldfish March 30, 2011

Wooton Park 

A place in norfolk where a bunch of fucking scumbags go to shag each other, they are all gay.

For fuck sake fletcher is a wooton park again the gay prick

Wooton Park by big phaz July 15, 2019

felix wooton 

a dude that likes to play basketball and he always says bend down girls daddy got his guns

he's a real felix wooton

felix wooton by savage543you March 6, 2017

Wonton Weeb 

A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.

1. The woman in comicon was a weeb

2. My freind is a wonton weeb who enjoys going to Comic- Con

Wonton Weeb by Elric July 7, 2023

wonton winking 

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.

Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008

wonton poop 

The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.

As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.

wonton poop by asianpeoplemeet.com July 2, 2016