“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.

Jack: dude, that’s gross.”

Whoopty Surprise by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018

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Whoopty

Gang salute for brim members. Dont let cj trick you into Singing this you will get g checked in NYC yelling this in the wrong neighborhood.

1: Whoopty Hounding!
2: Yktv gang everything Whopty

Whoopty by use bin 440066 January 25, 2021

pee woop

when doctor mike starts a medical meme review or something fun ig

"Let's get started with the new episode! PEE WOOP!"

pee woop by voidyingx March 1, 2020

woop dee do

Sarcastic retort used in response to a comment that somebody has used to induce excitement or shock. Used with a sense of irony, in saying "woop-de-do", or even "woop-de-freaking-do", the second party is expressing indifference or mild annoyance at the content of the comment made.

Also used when one has excitedly passed on a piece of relatively unenlightening information.

Analogous with "so what", "oh wow!", "who cares", "big deal" and "o rly?".

1: OMFG I just killed Chris on Halo!!!!!1111one!!!!
2: Woop dee do......

1: YAY that hot guy just looked at me!
2: Well woop-dee-freaking-do!

1: Did you know that Dolphins can hold their breath for 666.23763548723 years??
2: Woop-dee-do...

woop dee do by MrKapper December 8, 2005

whoptie doodle

A delicious fat ass that you see one time in your life. It can be replaced if you see one that is of higher quality in the future, but it must be greatest ass you ever seen by your eyes.

Yo, Jenna over there got the Whoptie Doodle!

whoptie doodle by mdharia15 October 8, 2014

Woodtistic

When a person or thing does or says something so dumb/stupid that it gives another person an actual boner.

Yesterday Matt said something so fucking woodtistic that it actually gave me a boner, why matt, why...

Woodtistic by Woodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 31, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026