A jumper worn by officers in the military or overweight other ranks in a bid to hide there piss tank.
Those who wear these disgusting jumpers by choice normally have an appendix 9, drink monster,are overweight and shit on the piss. Commonly worn by white stripes.
This term refers to a con artist, a bullshitter. One who tells stories or pulls the wool over oneseyes in attempts to gain something for him or herself, personally or in business.
Jobless Jane is quite the "wool puller", she bullshitted her friend into getting her 4 concert tickets with no intention of paying her back.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.