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_.wooly.willy._ 

someone with beautiful feet, just absolutely incredible stompers.
person 1: wow! look at the tootsies on that one!!

person 2: holy mackerel!!! they're a real _.wooly.willy._!!!!
_.wooly.willy._ by kathykerflooey September 6, 2021

Wooly Willy

The act of masturbating and then ejaculating on another's back.
That crazy bum just gave my little sister a Wooly Willy!
Wooly Willy by Twice Nightly January 14, 2013

Wooly Willy

Like a tea bag, to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping, but shave you balls while doing it, and arrange the pubes into the shape of a Moustache or Beard
Look, I Wooly Willy'd Ian, and now he has a beard.
Wooly Willy by Addiary July 19, 2010

smoochie wolly wolly 

the act of getting smoochie wolly wolly; hardcore makeout sesh; tonsil hockey; frenching a fella; often includes a little smoochie and a lot of wolly wolly; term should be used with caution - may cause severe embarrassment
I obvi wanted to get smoochie wolly wolly with you but you ditched me...sadness
Jovial term for someone who says or does something silly
Someone who adds 2 and 2 and gets 5. "What a wolly"
Wolly by Luke Walden April 16, 2003

Golly Wolly 

It's something to say when you don't want to swear, but need to express your "oh my god" moment.. And it sounds funny, making a situation less awkward!
Person 1: Hey, guess what.. I just killed a guy

You: GOLLY WOLLY
Golly Wolly by Azmatskey October 23, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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