woolmer

an incubated baby and a transphobic dream boat

everybody wants a bit of woolmer

by Frickacreeper69 December 15, 2021

wooler

A marijuana joint.

Most notably used in lyrics by the Beastie Boys and NWA.

I rolled me a wooler as I decided whether to crack open the Brass Monkey or the eight ball.

by Andrew S April 8, 2004

Wooljerk

Employees of Woolworths supermarkets in green sworn to serve the crown

Every time that Wooljerk has a problem my tyres go flat

by too bad shallow hal July 27, 2021

Chuck Woolery

A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".

As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"

by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009

North woodmere

A small town in valley stream NY. THis town is primary jewish and contains at least 79% stoners. There is a local shopping center where jerry's bagels is located. It kicks ass! go check it out. The town seems to be gradually increasing with russians out of know where but w.e. On weekends kids roam the streets looking for weed and for some odd enough reason have not been introduced to cocain yet. This own has it own park which people from the town generally dont go to since there is the possibility of people jumped.

ORDER the shantizzzleeeeeeee

North woodmere oh yea!

by scott tuccck November 16, 2010

Woolery left Wheel

A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.

Poster 1: Did you know, Regis hosts Millionaire?
Poster 2: Well duh! Woolery left Wheel!

by John 2006 July 24, 2008

Woolmerised

Taking an ordinary activity or situation and adding an element of disarray and hyjinx.

Chook was in the office watering an orchard by the window when he spilled out too much water which went all over the place, making a mess and probably killing the plant. Gilksy commented afterwards "you woolmerised that chook".

by gilksy June 24, 2021