woolham 

Adjective - To mess something up or to suffer a severe misfortune. Usually caused by a lack of common sense or neglecting to think ones own actions through.

Alistair - "I fell asleep on the train and missed my stop...I'm now 160 miles away from where I wanted to be"

Martin - "You've had a Woolham"

woolham by henteaser May 14, 2010

woollam

a male medicine student who also plays rugby

Why are there so many woollams in this year?

woollam by Dr Dick W November 28, 2009

Woodham 

A beutiful specimen, mastered in the art of guitar and video games. aka God

Your such a Woodham

Woodham by mike March 13, 2003

South Woodham Ferrers 

Souless little town situated in essex, england.
Other names include, toy town, and asda town due to the centre being wholey owned by walmart.
Best known for its 10 people to every pub ratio.

this could be heaven, or this could be south woodham ferrers.

South Woodham Ferrers by mojomoho May 25, 2009

Woodham ctc 

a school in the shitty town of Newton Aycliffe. Over time people in this school have been stabbed, expelled for drug taking/dealing and herasment of teachers. The majority of students from this school grow up to be low level criminals or live life on benifits however in previous years the school has been very succseful in sports, with two professional goal keppers once attending the school and a very good american football team. Also it has a rivalry with another newton aycliffe school Greenfeild, these two schools always threaten to fight each other, but never do. in sumery this school is rubbish. The self locking doors make it feel like a prison some of the teachers are horrible basterds, that can bearly count to one, the school has no money so if you are thinking of sending a child to this to his school, you would be better of sending them to afganistan.

Bob: when i grow up i want to be a doctor.
Dave: really?
Bob: no! i go to woodham ctc, i want to be a drug dealer!

Woodham ctc by jimmythenarwhal July 24, 2011

Wooliam 

wooooooliam

wooliam

Wooliam by marfefe May 7, 2019

woolam 

woolam

bye woolam

woolam by Woolam31 October 1, 2023