Wooley Mammoth 

Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.

Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.

Wooley Mammoth by disathome July 28, 2010

wooley mammoth 

The act of having not shaven for awhile and pulling down your pants down and placing your hands in a thumbs up position by your doodle and rubbing it on someone and making a mammoth noise.

friend uno: Hey dude look at this.
friend tres: What?
friend uno: (wooley mammoth noise)
friend dose: He just wooley mammoth your face.

wooley mammoth by The Cute Sleeper July 27, 2010

Wooley Mammoth 

When your boy knits a condom, you shit in it and freeze it, then he uses it as a self made "brotisserie"

Jade took Joe's Wooley Mammoth like a pro

Wooley Mammoth by Dr Flailgood November 5, 2021

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth 

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.

Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012

Wooly Mammoth Pits 

Men and sometimes women who have unbelievably large amounts of hair growing from their arm pits.

Tyler: Whoa, I just saw big foot running into the woods!

Kristin: Nah thats not big foot, that was my sister, she forgot to shave this morning, she has Wooly Mammoth Pits

Tyler: Oh.....

Wooly Mammoth Pits by ummmgum September 15, 2009

chocolate woolly mammoth 

A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her

For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.

chocolate woolly mammoth by Wangcaster September 19, 2009

wooly mammoth

A mother effin hairy elephant

Oh look a WOOLY mammoth

wooly mammoth by Jackie Chans July 8, 2010