woodwarge

a true fine bus wanker who is a bit of a hot bum but got no girles for he got the ars crak of a duck overlord

hey look at that woodwarge what a bum fundler

by ligmwaaa July 7, 2021

Woodward Academy

A very prestigious and rich-ass old money private school in Atlanta, GA, founded in 1900 and costing $25K+ a year located in the middle of ghetto-ass College Park, GA where many rappers and gangs still trap (2 Chainz, Young Joc, Ludacris, Outkast, Cee-Lo, etc.). Many of the white kids that attend Woodward feel a false perception that they are in fact "ghetto" and "hood rich" because they often ride the MARTA subway train to school everyday.

That white girl Chloe from Woodward Academy started crying on MARTA again because she only got a 1470 on her SAT. Her parents gonna beat dat ass.

by ATL goon May 27, 2019

Ben woodward

Child with small willy

That guy over there is a ben woodward

by Paploe August 31, 2019

woodwalker

A Man or Woman who puts their life on the line daily to keep the lights on so that others may enjoy the luxury of electricity. Also referred to as lineman. They climb wood poles with hooks and work hot secondary from the pole or hot primary from a hot board. Sometimes these Woodwalkers spend hours standing on hooks to restore power. They also work out of bucket trucks. These men and woman are the backbone of America. With out their dedication many people would die during winter and summer months. Food would have to be stored in a different manner, I wouldn't be typing on a computer charged by the electricity they provide, and you wouldn't be on level 58 on whatever dumb game you're playing.

Jack: "I can't believe the power went out after that storm"
Buddy: "Quit your bitchin!!! The woodwalkers are here away from their families to restore the power so your mom can charge her secret toy"

by hooking aint easy December 12, 2013

woodage

when someone has wood
it can be large wood

person 1: yo bro check out my woodage
person 2: jheeze you got mad woodage

by ihavewood May 12, 2022

Mr. Woodward

Fatass

Mr. woodward is so fat

by wedfiuhsieuguiawegu9iowQR1q2r April 22, 2019

woodwardic

When something is so beyond horrible it kills the person who's thinking about it.

Person 1: Daym bro... you hear about covid 19????
Person 2: ye bruh, dat wuz woodwardic cuz.

by AnIntellectual44342 December 21, 2021