woodwalker 

A Man or Woman who puts their life on the line daily to keep the lights on so that others may enjoy the luxury of electricity. Also referred to as lineman. They climb wood poles with hooks and work hot secondary from the pole or hot primary from a hot board. Sometimes these Woodwalkers spend hours standing on hooks to restore power. They also work out of bucket trucks. These men and woman are the backbone of America. With out their dedication many people would die during winter and summer months. Food would have to be stored in a different manner, I wouldn't be typing on a computer charged by the electricity they provide, and you wouldn't be on level 58 on whatever dumb game you're playing.

Jack: "I can't believe the power went out after that storm"
Buddy: "Quit your bitchin!!! The woodwalkers are here away from their families to restore the power so your mom can charge her secret toy"

woodwalker by hooking aint easy December 12, 2013

woodwalker 

someone who walks in the woods, usually a creepy person alone carrying a flashlight, usually wearing plain old jeans and the typical lumberjack plaid shirt and woodwalkers are typically men from their 30s-80s, they like to scare people and make weird noises to wind up the noisy teenagers being all "brave" walking through the woods and screaming their heads off the first sound of a twig breaking. woodwalkers have no lives and live alone or with their 90 year old mother, woodwalkers' jobs can vary from working at home depot to working at a lumber mill. stay away from woodwalkers, they are not to be trusted. also, they smell pretty bad.

Teen Girl 1: OMG this is soooo scary walking thru the woods at 12 at nite! we're such rebels! omg wut if there are like bears or something in the woods!
Teen Girl 2: B!tch please, the only thing you need to be afraid of in the woods are woodwalkers.

woodwalker by mistakingston October 26, 2012

Wolfwalkers 

The movie which didn't get the Oscar for some damn reason

Oscar nominater 1: hey, should we give the Oscar to Wolfwalkers?

Oscar nominater 2: Hell no, you think we have any regard for smaller companies, just give it to Disney again you nit-wit!

Wolfwalkers by Shruggin December 23, 2021

Windwalker 

One who walks on the winds and is wherever they are needed. One, who by their music or their magic is able to send positive energy to where it is needed most.

When I was lost in the woods, I felt Windwalker's presence and was calm. I was found minutes later.

Windwalker by SpiritTalkerWindWalker January 26, 2011

woodstalkers 

Woodstalkers are people that live in the woods and sell prime times and liquor to young kids while their at parties in the woods

" Morgan and me went to look for the woodstalkers so she could get more liquor and i could get more prime times "

woodstalkers by Mr. PT October 24, 2007

Windwalker 

Someone who will never have a place to stay, always an outcast.

The windwalker never stayed in one place for long.

Windwalker by The Morrígan May 17, 2018

Ralff Windwalker 

A penis reference

Yall wanna see my Ralff Windwalker?

Dude his Ralff Windwalker is so small!!

Ralff Windwalker by Beanskeetz October 16, 2016