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wood-pecker 

A dildo from the 1800's.
Make sure you sand that wood-pecker really smooth, we don't want anyone getting any splinters in their vagina or ass hole!
wood-pecker by Roger Buttram January 21, 2007
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wood pecker 

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail
dam your moring wood pecker be showing

Wood pecker 

So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood
My boy Fernando had got a girls number she was reall short she could be a wood pecker
Wood pecker by dudeo11 July 23, 2018

wood pecker 

Someone who gives head alot
as a hobby, not even for money!
wood pecker by Dukie May 17, 2005

Wood pecker 

I mans penis when it's hard
Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker
Wood pecker by The_1st_killer October 1, 2017

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.
Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

the woody wood pecker 

when your girls giving you head and right before you blow you tickle her until she laughs like woody wood pecker
kiefer love'd pulling "the woody wood pecker" on his girl jennifer last night
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