wood-pecker

A dildo from the 1800's.

Make sure you sand that wood-pecker really smooth, we don't want anyone getting any splinters in their vagina or ass hole!

by Roger Buttram January 21, 2007

wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail

dam your moring wood pecker be showing

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Wood pecker

So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood

My boy Fernando had got a girls number she was reall short she could be a wood pecker

by dudeo11 July 23, 2018

wood pecker

Someone who gives head alot

as a hobby, not even for money!

by Dukie May 17, 2005

Wood pecker

I mans penis when it's hard

Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker

by The_1st_killer October 1, 2017

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

by s3333xy July 11, 2010

the woody wood pecker

when your girls giving you head and right before you blow you tickle her until she laughs like woody wood pecker

kiefer love'd pulling "the woody wood pecker" on his girl jennifer last night

by the original woody June 6, 2011