"made plans for a nice little day canoeing on the lake, then at the last minute I got Wonged and had to decline."
by lowestform July 15, 2012
by Xx_wo_e November 30, 2018
Named after Alex Wong, the biggest pimp in the world. He loves jello shots and hitt'n it and then hitt'n it some more. this guy is so crazy he is the stuff of legends. Once he gets freakys with a girl, they've been "wonged".
this one time alex wonged one girl then bounced and wonged another and then wonged another and then smoked a blunt.
by alexloverpal September 23, 2008
Wonged; Not to be confused with the sexual act of being "wonged". Its true origin comes from the renowned American actor Bradley Daryl Wong AKA B.D. Wong, best-known for his role as Dr. George Huang on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. The word "Wonged" is defined as a verb, it means to be owned, or mind fucked. B.D. has been tearing criminals minds apart and making full grown serial killers and rapist cry since 1983 and his only weapon...the ability to "wong" you at any second and for that Dr. Wong...we Thank You.
Have you been watching the Illini get wonged on all this season by the Badgers
I heard Jerry got wonged yesterday by that exam.
Now that's a wonging-Puff Daddy
I heard Jerry got wonged yesterday by that exam.
Now that's a wonging-Puff Daddy
by Only If It started with a K November 14, 2010
1. A particularly lascivious bastard
2. One who engages in non-discreet ogling of the opposite sex
3. A person who plants cameras underneath office desks
4. The act of planting cameras underneath office desks
2. One who engages in non-discreet ogling of the opposite sex
3. A person who plants cameras underneath office desks
4. The act of planting cameras underneath office desks
by KDubb April 02, 2007
- Man, that smokin' asian was all over you in the club. Wish I was you last night!
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.
by Foo man choo June 05, 2011
To cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.
It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.
One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.
It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.
One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.
James ran and slipped, so Kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. James was scarred for life, Kenny got suspended.
by ilovectyandilovepassionfruit July 01, 2009