wonky wonk 

wonky wonk is when something is out of place or not working such as a playstation 3 controller who's R2 only works when it feels like it...

that fool matts ps3 controller being a wonky wonk again'

wonky wonk by BaByFaCePLaYbOy February 17, 2010

Wonk Wonk 

another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)

If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.

Wonk Wonk by SceneCat in Florals January 20, 2009

wonk wonk wonk 

synonym for blah blah blah

So he starts telling me about his fratboy days, wonk, wonk, wonk...

wonk wonk wonk by julie bing January 21, 2005

wonk wonk 

The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.

Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"

Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"

wonk wonk by spiridon December 28, 2008

Wonky Wonkster

A teacher who is so passionate about their subject, they can't stop wonking out! These instructors are generally the cheeriest, and are proud to be teaching their area of expertise despite lack of funding from the district and tedious hours of unpaid grading-work.

My Maths teacher, Mrs. Wonky Wonkster, is the best in all of Goober School District! Yeah!

Student 1: I actually enjoyed class today, why do you think that is? I usually hate Engrish class.

Student 2: Its because of the teacher, yo! He's such a wonky wonkster! He loves his job and you can tell.

Wonky Wonkster by bleh22 July 26, 2011

wink wonk 

/wɪŋk wɒŋk/ expression: a typo for "wink wink", used to indicate unobvious or upcoming humour

Cool! what's your new video about??
I'll let u know when it's published *wink wonk*

wink wonk by dumbDefiner September 5, 2020

Wink wonk 

A flirtatious act for socially awkward people.

Guy: Hey *wink wonk*
Girl: *impressed by his wink wonk* let's go on a date sometime
Guy: *looks at invisible camera* works everytime

Wink wonk by Marvin1718 March 6, 2017