Swamp-Wonky 

Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!

Swamp-Wonky by J-t-A July 28, 2025

Swamp-Wonky 

Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

I saw a Swamp-Wonky air boat today! It was a john boat with a stack of box fans at the back pushing it along! Swamp-Wonky!

Swamp-Wonky by J-t-A July 28, 2025

Wanky Swap

When your boss makes you and your co-workers swap secret Santa gifts in order for him to be rid a lovingly hand made oven mit he received.

"Now you can either swap presents with a coworker or pick up a new gift. Can I pick the Ipod? Do I have to give it to her?" Wanky Swap!

Wanky Swap by Windy and Georgie Girl December 19, 2009

SwampDonky

SwampDonky is a San Francisco Bay Area rock band with a sound that is pure rock with a modern feel, hard & edgy at times, funky & bluesy at others. The end result is a sound that integrates melodic sensibility with a healthy dose of old-school guitar-riff-laden drivin' grooves.

SwampDonky is a fan-favorite on the San Francisco Bay Area music scene, appearing at several venues including the Great American Music Hall, 12 Galaxies, Rockit Room, Grant & Green, Beale Street Bar, Fat City, Blakes on Telegraph, the Time Out, and Rooster’s Roadhouse.

SwampDonky was formed in 2006, and has released two albums: Off The Hook in 2009 and All Over The Map in 2007.

SwampDonky really tore it up at the concert last night.

Have you heard of that rock band, SwampDonky? They rock!

I just got a copy of the new SwampDonky CD!

SwampDonky by Van Huxley May 13, 2009