wongwing

A person who has over 57 crushes and drools over all of them, but yet doesn't talk to them, only drools over them

yo that guy is such a wongwing

by nighthawk14 December 11, 2018

wonging

To cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.

It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.

One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.

James ran and slipped, so Kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. James was scarred for life, Kenny got suspended.

by ilovectyandilovepassionfruit June 30, 2009

wonging

to ass fuck an oriental

Where's Conrad?"He went wonging!!"

by radicalC April 6, 2011

faye wonging

when you dance around the room in a dreamy trance like Faye Wong did in Chungking Express (1994)

Boy: Where were you? I thought you were ready 5 minutes ago?
Girl: Sorry, California Dreamin’ came on and I started Faye Wonging.

by pixiepix March 18, 2021

wonging

To make a large amount of money

My mate Billy was wonging it after he put 50 quid on Everton to whip Liverpool and won 50 grand!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

Wingwing

Another word for the male penis. Perferably what a child would call it.

Don't look, I don't want you to see my wingwing!

by aleeesadarling November 9, 2010

Wonging out

Like getting flustered when you see someone really hot.

Omg did you see how good tommy from love island looked, I was wonging out.

by Magonx June 5, 2019