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The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Wow! John has a real Wonker.
Wonker by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

1-worder 

a person who constantly texts you one word answer like if you say "how are you" they say "ok" or you ask "what are you doing?" and they say "nothing"
Deanna: Hey Chris
Chris: Hi
Deanna: How are you?
Chris: good
Deanna: oh thatz cool
Chris: yea
Deanna:how r u?
Chris: fine
Deanna: dude wutever you r such a 1-worder! i got other ppl tu txt. peace
Chris: bye
1-worder by mZ.dEaNnA-jAy<33 June 12, 2010
Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.
Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.
Wonker by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015

last worder 

A person who insists on having the last word in any conversation. Multiple Last Worders in any meeting can result in the meeting becoming an unproductive eye rolling snorefest.
Sue: I wish that Brian and Joe would stfu, I have work to do.

Bill: Good luck with that, battling Last Worders have no concept of time...
A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward
Stop being a wonker! Ryan
Wonker by Mib 001 December 19, 2003
A dude with skills in chatting up the opposite sex.
Look at that bird Higgs has pulled - he's a right worder!
Worder by Pie Eater November 26, 2010