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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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woman penis 

A rare and elusive type of penis found on a female. Females do not have penises so to find one is very disturbing and disgusting, which in turn holds vile royalty over any other mammal or invertebrate penis.
"That sucks woman penis!"
woman penis by Grizzly bear August 30, 2006

woman penis 

A female reaction to sexual stimulation.

When a male is sexually stimulated blood flows to the penis causing it to become enlarged and rigid. The same thing can occur with a females clitoris. some women have clitoris that grow so large they extend from beneath the hood and actually have the appearance of a tiny penis.
I was sucking face with sandra last night, and when i slid my hand into her panties her woman penis was so hot and throbbing it almost burnt me.
woman penis by Pyth0nB0y September 19, 2009

woman-penis 

The opposite of a mangina, when a man ejaculates on a womans leg, as the night goes on becomes crusted to skin or garment.
Bitch, thats a fat woman-penis on your yoga pants.

Girl, that woman penis is crusted on your leg!
woman-penis by drj0e December 2, 2011

Penis Woman 

An aggressive, rude and curt woman who seems very man-like and often picks on women who are more feminine or soft spoken (and sometimes smaller than her). usually seen walking around in long strides, dressed in 3 piece suits. (Not to be mistaken with a bitch who can often be quite feminine)
That penis woman! She screamed at me to get of the way, spat on my Jimmy choos, mocked my fabulous poncho and stole my cab! I'm going for a facial.
Penis Woman by Hukra February 21, 2009

Woman's Penis 

Something Siefer looks up when he's feeling lonely.
Siefer is always looking for the Woman's Penis
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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