womanthink 

n. a combination of blazing stupidity and doublethink, as used by females

When she told me that she wasn't leading him on, only that she enjoyed spending time with him "as a friend," I knew she was using womanthink and that no further rational conversation was possible.

womanthink by tenaciousrecursor September 29, 2003

womanthings 

refers to bodily parts that make (or matter most in) a woman physically, i.e. pussy and boobs, but often also includes ass (especially a nice, round juicy one).

Sing. womanthing (refers to only one of aforementioned parts)

"Have you seen Mindy Vega? Damn, now that's one spicy lady who knows how to flaunt her lovely womanthings".

"Tori's pussy is one fine womanthing".

Most (if not all) straight men can't resist the power of a well-made set of womanthings.

womanthings by womenaresosexy September 15, 2010

womanwhining 

When a woman whines just for whining's sake, to bond through complaining about trivial setbacks. She does not want a solution to the problem posed, and will be offended if you try to offer rational solutions.

She doesn't want a solution how to stop locking her keys in her car, she just wants to keep womanwhining about it. She will call you a mansplainer if you try to help.

womanwhining by FalconHTV2 April 22, 2017

Womanthunk 

Over thinking to the point of losing any original point of reference. The female equivilant of "mansplaining". The ability to overanalyse anything. Having a plan/script in mind that is 20 or more steps ahead of the present need.

She tried to tell me how she came to this decision and it took 2 hours because she womanthunk it, and I still didn't understand.

Womanthunk by Eternity Everling May 9, 2019

Womanwhinger 

When a female complains chronically about gender, men, society and life, lies about sexism, claims to be one of those 'strong women' but also a princess whilst simultaneously demanding men do everything for her....and if they don't she lies about sexism - again! Typically, woman whingers make no contribution of their own - let alone an equal contribution.

Chavcess was a classic womanwhinger. She wasn't really a princess but a chav so deluded that she claimed to be a princess. She spent her days taking online courses in man hate (feminism), which was paid via her welfare benefits, wandering round the town whinging about men and gender - even though men were the only kind people in her life and in her spare time she liked lying on the sofa eating crisps, farting and swearing at the TV cuz she didn't think men should be on the TV. What Chavcess really wanted was a quota system to get her a job in Greggs so she could steal steak bakes and hate on male customers but even with a quota system she was still too boring to be employable. So she went back to her sofa and farted and then took herself to court claiming that the smell of her own fart was sexist. She lost the court case and spent the rest of her life in prison surrounded by women who she hated almost as much as men - cuz the women were sexist - apparently!

Womanwhinger by JinxTrim November 20, 2019