Chavcess

An underclass female who is so dumb and deluded that she constantly tells people that she's a princess. But she's not - she's actually a chav!
Dressed top to toe in Poundland's cheapest, most garish sportswear, Tamika spent her days loitering round Slough's grimmest council estate claiming to be a princess whilst drinking Skol Super and scratching her arse. When fellow residents stated 'awfully sorry Tamika but you don't appear that royal to me' she would take offence and her cheeks would flare up more brightly than her fluorescent pink shellsuit before launching a tirade of poorly articulated verbal abuse, spitting at them like a Peruvian lama and launching a frenzied knife attack. That's cuz she isn't really a princess - she's a chavcess!
by JinxTrim November 20, 2019
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Womanwhinger

When a female complains chronically about gender, men, society and life, lies about sexism, claims to be one of those 'strong women' but also a princess whilst simultaneously demanding men do everything for her....and if they don't she lies about sexism - again! Typically, woman whingers make no contribution of their own - let alone an equal contribution.
Chavcess was a classic womanwhinger. She wasn't really a princess but a chav so deluded that she claimed to be a princess. She spent her days taking online courses in man hate (feminism), which was paid via her welfare benefits, wandering round the town whinging about men and gender - even though men were the only kind people in her life and in her spare time she liked lying on the sofa eating crisps, farting and swearing at the TV cuz she didn't think men should be on the TV. What Chavcess really wanted was a quota system to get her a job in Greggs so she could steal steak bakes and hate on male customers but even with a quota system she was still too boring to be employable. So she went back to her sofa and farted and then took herself to court claiming that the smell of her own fart was sexist. She lost the court case and spent the rest of her life in prison surrounded by women who she hated almost as much as men - cuz the women were sexist - apparently!
by JinxTrim November 20, 2019
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