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Wolphie is a type of oral sex where the giver engulfs the entire penis, 'wolphing' down the cum as it's ejaculated.
Lynn gave Mustang a wolphie in the shower last night!
wolphie by Nito December 25, 2007
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A fine mixture of a dolphin and a wolf, Wolphins are high tech animals equipt with a dolphin tale and a wolf head, they naturally reside in the deep deep deep sea of the Black Sea. They have not been discovered yet. Yet. But only few people know the true value of the Wolphins spirit. The Wolphins will take over the world. Hail the Wolphins.
What is this magical creature I am seeing.
"That's a Wolphin"
ALL HAIL THE WOLPHINS

Mother Wolpin

1.) Adjective; High school algebra 2 teacher who makes children cry with her unfair and frankly bitchy ass way of teaching

2.)Adjective; Old woman whose white son is in a band with a Mexican name, trying to sound Jamaican

3.) Anciently old woman whose lifelong habit of smoking has caused the very features of her face to decompose into a rotten-smelling, yellow hair covering liquidy mess which she refers to as Francis

4.) A math teacher that makes comments about your grades and implies that you are simply another future drug dealer
"Dude did you hear what that MOTHER WOLPIN told me this morning?!"

"No, what?"

"You don't seem to have your homework ready...how whoopty freaking convenient"
a half wall half dolphin combination that makes a walrus sound, in other words a dolphin stuck in your wall
"Hey did you hear that?"
"Yea i got a wolphin problem"
wolphin by Tyler Spragg August 14, 2007
A wild animal that is half Walrus, half Dolphin.
Man! That Walphin makes some terrifying shits!!
Walphin by Simply Smart August 10, 2009
A wolf and a dolphin combined
Wolph by Wolphman May 5, 2018