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Wolphin
A fine mixture of a dolphin and a wolf, Wolphins are high tech animals equipt with a dolphin tale and a wolf head, they naturally reside in the deep deep deep sea of the Black Sea. They have not been discovered yet. Yet. But only few people know the true value of the Wolphins spirit. The Wolphins will take over the world. Hail the Wolphins.
Wolphin by Wolphinwarshiper142 May 15, 2015
Mother Wolpin
1.) Adjective; High school algebra 2 teacher who makes children cry with her unfair and frankly bitchy ass way of teaching
2.)Adjective; Old woman whose white son is in a band with a Mexican name, trying to sound Jamaican
3.) Anciently old woman whose lifelong habit of smoking has caused the very features of her face to decompose into a rotten-smelling, yellow hair covering liquidy mess which she refers to as Francis
4.) A math teacher that makes comments about your grades and implies that you are simply another future drug dealer
2.)Adjective; Old woman whose white son is in a band with a Mexican name, trying to sound Jamaican
3.) Anciently old woman whose lifelong habit of smoking has caused the very features of her face to decompose into a rotten-smelling, yellow hair covering liquidy mess which she refers to as Francis
4.) A math teacher that makes comments about your grades and implies that you are simply another future drug dealer
"Dude did you hear what that MOTHER WOLPIN told me this morning?!"
"No, what?"
"You don't seem to have your homework ready...how whoopty freaking convenient"
"No, what?"
"You don't seem to have your homework ready...how whoopty freaking convenient"
Mother Wolpin by It'sAll_a_Conspiracy March 15, 2009
wolphin
a half wall half dolphin combination that makes a walrus sound, in other words a dolphin stuck in your wall
wolphin by Tyler Spragg August 14, 2007
Walphin
Walphin by Simply Smart August 10, 2009
Wolph
Hey! Look at that Wolph.
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