wolphi

A special kind of man. He possess great physical prowess and unique spiritual insights. He knows things others do not. He is almost godlike in form and nature. Transcends normal human limits in all abilities.

John was like no other. He was artist, mystique and athlete. He was Wolphi.

wolphi by sbrgrl October 12, 2017

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wolphie

Wolphie is a type of oral sex where the giver engulfs the entire penis, 'wolphing' down the cum as it's ejaculated.

Lynn gave Mustang a wolphie in the shower last night!

wolphie by Nito December 25, 2007

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Wolphin

A fine mixture of a dolphin and a wolf, Wolphins are high tech animals equipt with a dolphin tale and a wolf head, they naturally reside in the deep deep deep sea of the Black Sea. They have not been discovered yet. Yet. But only few people know the true value of the Wolphins spirit. The Wolphins will take over the world. Hail the Wolphins.

What is this magical creature I am seeing.
"That's a Wolphin"
ALL HAIL THE WOLPHINS

Wolphin by Wolphinwarshiper142 May 15, 2015

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Mother Wolpin

1.) Adjective; High school algebra 2 teacher who makes children cry with her unfair and frankly bitchy ass way of teaching

2.)Adjective; Old woman whose white son is in a band with a Mexican name, trying to sound Jamaican

3.) Anciently old woman whose lifelong habit of smoking has caused the very features of her face to decompose into a rotten-smelling, yellow hair covering liquidy mess which she refers to as Francis

4.) A math teacher that makes comments about your grades and implies that you are simply another future drug dealer

"Dude did you hear what that MOTHER WOLPIN told me this morning?!"

"No, what?"

"You don't seem to have your homework ready...how whoopty freaking convenient"

Mother Wolpin by It'sAll_a_Conspiracy March 15, 2009