Wollycock 

A moron

The man is a wollycock for sending his crush a dick pic.

Wollycock by FergiliciousFergi February 19, 2025

wollycock 

A moron

That wollycock sent me a dick pic before he even said hello!

wollycock by FergiliciousFergi February 19, 2025

Mollycocked 

Refers to anytime that Molly comes to hang out; which entails being intoxicated after three drinks by 7pm, stuffed with various cocks by 9pm.

My ex-girlfriend gets mollycocked at every party she goes to.

Mollycocked by McPoops n' Scoops December 16, 2011

woolcock 

someone who puts there cock up their bellybutton and gets bellybutton fluff on it

Bob: "man i just got a woolcock"
Brian: "that serves you right for not washing your bellybutton"

woolcock by Fluffy Finkle September 9, 2009

jollycock 

1. to gerrymander; to form political districts in order to devalue the votes of a certain demographic (i.e. a minority).

2. tomfoolery

"Lord Salisburry, let us jollycock these boroughs in order to keep the minority vote from meaning anything!"

jollycock by Billy Light January 14, 2008

wollyback

a wollyback is a person who is a sheep shagger!!!!!!

ahh flano u wollyback wat was u at last nite

wollyback by gally0708 February 21, 2009

lollycock 

n. The act of fllacio. Oral sex performed upon a male(s).

She begged me for more lollycock. That lollycock wuz da shiznit!

lollycock by Jim Dandy December 10, 2003