Wolfcock
The night was pitch black and man presented like an acorn. But on the nights to follow, as the moon waxed, his wolfcock grew into an oak tree that split open my cornhole.
Wolfcock by Team Beaver December 20, 2010
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Worfcock
Verb: To fuck a women, preferably an empath, as hard as possible with your baseball bat-sized spiked self-lubricating squid penis.
Can also be used as a gerund.
Can also be used as a gerund.
Worfcock by Thwip Thwip November 7, 2010
Wolfcockery
Wolfcockery (noun, /ˈwʊlf.kɒk.ər.i/)
The art — or dark science — of a soccer team converging with suspicious synchronicity to score a goal (or achieve an objective), whether through genuine collective brilliance or methods that would make a referee squint and a VAR technician reach for their coffee.
The art — or dark science — of a soccer team converging with suspicious synchronicity to score a goal (or achieve an objective), whether through genuine collective brilliance or methods that would make a referee squint and a VAR technician reach for their coffee.
Well done for getting the soccer pitch booked for us! Not sure how you did it, but that's some top Wolfcockery
Wolfcockery by CSKA Wolfcocks May 27, 2026
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