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a lads term for the act of sex

fred: boi u beta wokage dat chick nicely bruv
wokage by Harvinder Bhamra February 29, 2008
Words you can keep
The noise your stomach makes, but sounds like you are farting.
Excuse me, that was a wosage!
Wosage by SpudDMC January 28, 2021
Related Words
Coming from the word "ownage" This means you outsmarted your opponent or "worked" him/her
player1: Man,that clan worked you

player2: yea, that was pure workage.
workage by El Danny July 23, 2005

wakageepee 

When someone is escorting or walking with the someone classified as general population.
David, did you lock it down? Is it clear to wakageepee?
wakageepee by I.M. Norty September 21, 2018
Wokege | ˈwōkäjē |
noun

1. The leader who understands the multiple realities beyond generations through the tangible concept of quantum physics.

• The commander who leads a group, organization, or country through various methods of quantum mechanics: the leader of a village.

• an informal form of address, especially to someone of superior rank or status: Wokege sees beyond out vision.

adjective (US informal)
Alert to various outcomes surpassing the multitudes of classification and emotions: The Hokege is woke on another level, we‘re in another dream state within a dream.

ORIGIN
US English: The combination of Hokege from late 17th century Japan: 火影, Literally meaning: Fire Shadow and Woke from Old English (recorded only in the past tense wōc), also partly from the weak verb wacian ‘remain awake, hold a vigil’, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch waken and German wachen;
There have been eight Hokage in the village's history, but only one who saw before and after. The Wokege carried the largest burden of them all, knowing that all of history will repeat itself one day.
Wokege by 7th Hokege November 11, 2018
Invented By Me Nathan M**** on 12 May 2009. Basically A Cool Word For Wow!
Wowage I Love Your Car
wowage by Bobageeeeee May 12, 2009
Short for woman mirage. It is the illusion that you think that a woman/girl is good looking from a distance but becomes disappointingly inaccurate when you get up close.
Yo, that girl we saw yesterday that I thought was cute ended up being a womage. It was shocking to see her when I got near.
Womage by FranticFortitude January 17, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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