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Wokege | ˈwōkäjē |
noun

1. The leader who understands the multiple realities beyond generations through the tangible concept of quantum physics.

• The commander who leads a group, organization, or country through various methods of quantum mechanics: the leader of a village.

• an informal form of address, especially to someone of superior rank or status: Wokege sees beyond out vision.

adjective (US informal)
Alert to various outcomes surpassing the multitudes of classification and emotions: The Hokege is woke on another level, we‘re in another dream state within a dream.

ORIGIN
US English: The combination of Hokege from late 17th century Japan: 火影, Literally meaning: Fire Shadow and Woke from Old English (recorded only in the past tense wōc), also partly from the weak verb wacian ‘remain awake, hold a vigil’, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch waken and German wachen;
There have been eight Hokage in the village's history, but only one who saw before and after. The Wokege carried the largest burden of them all, knowing that all of history will repeat itself one day.
Wokege by 7th Hokege November 11, 2018
Words you can keep

Wokejean 

Instragrammer/YouTuber aka Jean who is known for his raids. If your a racist nigga you better watch out because Jean will send an army of followers to cancel your life. Diehard Celtics and Patriots fan who hates Lebron and loves Tom Brady. Dude will bandwagon to a new team when his team is ass. Loves Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown but will kill Brad Stevens on site. Tends to post fellow Boston sports fan iinangelo who will also suffer in paid when the Celtics or Patriots lose. Wokejean is a threat so follow right away
Wokejean is daddy
Wokejean by Daddy Jean March 4, 2021
Related Words
Wosege, literally meaning “they will hear about it” in the Ewe dialect of the people from Volta Region, Ghana. Wosege is a “religion”, a collective of young moguls, musicians and business men typically from Volta Region, Ghana who made it out. Their slang “Wosege” or “Woss” is meant to show where they’re from and the people they belong to.
The Wosege boys have taken over to East Legon
wosege by youngstoneyy March 28, 2021

performative wokeness 

Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."

People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.

Wokefest 

Short for Woke Festival. When a television show demonstrates blatant and obsessive virtue signaling to the point where that seems to be the primary reason for it to exist rather than as entertainment.
The new Trek TV series doesn't have a plot, it's just a wokefest of actors.
Wokefest by thedm96 January 8, 2021

wokenesia 

A disorder associated with wokeness. It is characterized by forgetting all relevant information to a topic because the headline du jour has ignited a wokespasm; and, other relevant facts are seemingly forgotten.

People who try too hard to demonstrate their wokeness often suffer from wokenesia because they hyper-focus on the latest outrage without looking at the big picture.
Early in the #metoo movement, a lot of people suffering from wokenesia pressured Al Franken to resign because the scale of Al's infringement was treated as if it were as severe as a rapists; even an accused rapist gets a fair trial that considers all of the facts and other contributions to society before weighing an appropriate punishment, if found guilty. Some might say Al was also suffering from wokenesia when he succumbed to the demands.
wokenesia by TheGaffGiraffe January 18, 2020

Wokejean 

Formerly known as Cinematicfeels, Wokejean is a social media influencer originally from the Boston area. He got his start making trash ass edits on vine, and eventually transitioned to Instagram and Twitter where he posts mainly Patriots and Celtics content. That nigga also cant see straight and wore an eyepatch for 2 years. He valid though.
I got blocked by Davantae Adams because of Wokejean. That nigga a menace.
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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