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wokesexual 

The highest form of woke is bending your sexuality to virtue signal that you are in the woke mob.
Castro SF, is the wokesexual capitol. Find former men and women flashing BLM butt plugs in broad daylight, and the highest genders per capita in the world.
wokesexual by wokeisha February 15, 2022
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WOWsexual 

wau-sek-shoo-uhl, noun

A fan of the Blizzard online video game, World of Warcraft who has allowed his or her life in-game to impact his or her intimate relationships. This person would rather level up than have sex with their husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or domestic partner. Frequently sexual behaviors are performed during patch downloads and computer reboots. Many develop relationship issues and become chronically single, relegating the act of sex to masturbation via the aid of online pornography. May also engage in online sexual roleplay, or cybersex.


—Related forms
wow·sex·u·al·ly, adverb
wow·sex·u·al, adjective
"I would love to date John if he wasn't so WOWsexual."

"Sam's WOWsexuality makes her so annoying!"

"I think I just got WOWsexually harassed!"
WOWsexual by Lynne_Kitty November 3, 2008

Worksexual 

For the individual who is able to be heterosexual or homosexual, but instead chooses to be attracted more to their work and gives in to their workaholism desires more than anything else, male or female.

Less stressful than a relationship, and the feeling is always mutual...and work doesn't care when you have your period.
Allison: Hey, look at that cute guy over there!
Katie: Sorry, I'm sending an email to a client and it's totally turning me on... forgot to tell you I'm worksexual now.
Worksexual by kpchilli January 3, 2011

woksexual 

a sexuality where you develop sexual feelings for woks
Clive made a stir fry in a wok and found himself shoving it up his arse; “i am woksexual” he announced
woksexual by finchyboo June 8, 2023

WOOsexual 

Somebody who stans @WOO_Cr1tikal on twitter
Girl: Hey, don't touch me ugly i'm a WOOsexual
Boy: You like WOO_Cr1tikal too? let's go have sex
Girl: Ok
WOOsexual by ItsaMeColin November 20, 2020

Woosexual 

You only fuck wit the woos 💫💫
What you bang Woo or Cho?

Hell nah I'm woosexual
Woosexual by Bigfellahavinacig February 9, 2021