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wokesexual 

The highest form of woke is bending your sexuality to virtue signal that you are in the woke mob.
Castro SF, is the wokesexual capitol. Find former men and women flashing BLM butt plugs in broad daylight, and the highest genders per capita in the world.
wokesexual by wokeisha February 15, 2022
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WOWsexual 

wau-sek-shoo-uhl, noun

A fan of the Blizzard online video game, World of Warcraft who has allowed his or her life in-game to impact his or her intimate relationships. This person would rather level up than have sex with their husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or domestic partner. Frequently sexual behaviors are performed during patch downloads and computer reboots. Many develop relationship issues and become chronically single, relegating the act of sex to masturbation via the aid of online pornography. May also engage in online sexual roleplay, or cybersex.


—Related forms
wow·sex·u·al·ly, adverb
wow·sex·u·al, adjective
"I would love to date John if he wasn't so WOWsexual."

"Sam's WOWsexuality makes her so annoying!"

"I think I just got WOWsexually harassed!"
WOWsexual by Lynne_Kitty November 3, 2008

Worksexual 

For the individual who is able to be heterosexual or homosexual, but instead chooses to be attracted more to their work and gives in to their workaholism desires more than anything else, male or female.

Less stressful than a relationship, and the feeling is always mutual...and work doesn't care when you have your period.
Allison: Hey, look at that cute guy over there!
Katie: Sorry, I'm sending an email to a client and it's totally turning me on... forgot to tell you I'm worksexual now.
Worksexual by kpchilli January 3, 2011

woksexual 

a sexuality where you develop sexual feelings for woks
Clive made a stir fry in a wok and found himself shoving it up his arse; “i am woksexual” he announced
woksexual by finchyboo June 8, 2023

WOOsexual 

Somebody who stans @WOO_Cr1tikal on twitter
Girl: Hey, don't touch me ugly i'm a WOOsexual
Boy: You like WOO_Cr1tikal too? let's go have sex
Girl: Ok
WOOsexual by ItsaMeColin November 20, 2020

Woosexual 

You only fuck wit the woos đź’«đź’«
What you bang Woo or Cho?

Hell nah I'm woosexual
Woosexual by Bigfellahavinacig February 9, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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