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Scott Wozniak 

the guy who owns sonic jam.
i think he was a youtuber? idk all i know is he owns sonic jam.
Guy1: Hey do you know who Scott Wozniak is?
guy2: yeah he owns sonic jam.
Scott Wozniak by WaluigiBot January 15, 2021
Related Words
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woznicki 

Behind that blush and smile
Lies Woznicki's brain and bile
Her auntie's knee
Is bent 'round like a tree
And she won't get unblocked for a while
Woznicki is such a great person to meet!
woznicki by probablesheep June 17, 2018
This word was originally derived from the Ancient Greek's meaning “The God of all...” thats not important, but what you should know is that a Wizna strives for perfection and unrivaled swagger. His game flow is unmatched by all that face him, and tremble in his wake. A Wizna's games flow is to be light on your feet and to move like a gazelle. A Wizna has the capability to carry the worst of players on and off the ice for Hockey is one of his/her mightiest talents. Many Ancient Indians believed “Wizna” to be the Harbinger of Death, and The Maker of Life. Another meaning of the word is a massive calf muscle or shape of one and/or perfectly blond frosted hair. Many have tried and failed be a Wizna, because a Wizna can not be imitated. A true Wizna is born a Wizna and this godliness have been forged since the beginning of time. Seeing a Wizna is compared to many as seeing a leprechaun or a jackal-ope, and any that see this mighty being shall be overcome with joy due to just how majestic a Wizna is.
(N) “ The right winger's ability to be a Wizna carried the team to the finnals”

(N) “ You have such a nicely shaped wizna, have you been working you legs out a lot?”

(N) “ I just got my hair done do you like my Wizna swag?”

(V)“ In the third period being down 3-1 the player somehow wiznaed out a goal.”

(The term “Wizna” is not limited to just being a noun or verb, this word can be used in any and every part of speech.)
Wizna by WIZkid1019 November 29, 2011
an individual who thinks he's better than what he actually is, in life and in sports. Namely hockey. He has fat ass lips and speaks with a stupid slur. An uncool, too cocky for his own good attitude that that almost overlooks his fat lips
yo bro, that kid is a straight wozney, dontcha think?
yea, before you know it everyone will be a wozney
Wozney by D Cowboys February 9, 2012

wiznatch 

An extremely nasty individual, so awful they can only be described in one word that is a combination of a witch, a bitch and a snatch.

One day and friend and I were talking about someone we didn't really like and all 3 of the these words (witch, bitch and snatch) just came slurring out of our mouth at the same time. So we coded the word wiznatch and have used it ever since.
As I was walking in the mall, I spotted that wiznatch who was talking behind my back the other day.
wiznatch by jikeda July 24, 2010

Steve Wozniak 

The real founder and true visionary of apple, whose rightful fame and place in history Steve Jobs stole.
Guy #1:"Steve Jobs is so great! He founded apple!"
Guy #2:"Umm, no, Steve Wozniak founded helped create apple and invented the apple 2, the greatest computer ever made."