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Person 1: ALL HELL NO!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I stepped in some Wozniak
Wozniak by Trickstertrevor December 31, 2008

Scott Wozniak 

the guy who owns sonic jam.
i think he was a youtuber? idk all i know is he owns sonic jam.
Guy1: Hey do you know who Scott Wozniak is?
guy2: yeah he owns sonic jam.
Scott Wozniak by WaluigiBot January 15, 2021

Steve Wozniak 

The real founder and true visionary of apple, whose rightful fame and place in history Steve Jobs stole.
Guy #1:"Steve Jobs is so great! He founded apple!"
Guy #2:"Umm, no, Steve Wozniak founded helped create apple and invented the apple 2, the greatest computer ever made."

A dirty Wozniak

When you funnel your gray beard into another person's orifice
W: I gave Julia a dirty Wozniak. She was picking hair out of her for days.
A dirty Wozniak by Wozy October 6, 2017

mr.wozniak 

my video production teachers name is mr.wozniak
mr.wozniak by EDPS brother DEP September 28, 2021

woznicki 

Behind that blush and smile
Lies Woznicki's brain and bile
Her auntie's knee
Is bent 'round like a tree
And she won't get unblocked for a while
Woznicki is such a great person to meet!
woznicki by probablesheep June 17, 2018
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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