A deformation of the penis caused by repeated collisions with a barbell, often inflicted during a high pace, high intensity "workout of the day" (WOD). Symptoms can range from erectile dysfunction, to an acute bending of the penis. This injury is commonly seen among beginner CrossFit practitioners where sound Olympic Lifting technique has not been mastered, resulting in the victim violently thrusting his pelvis into the barbell during the clean or snatch.
Her: Am I not turning you on tonight?, do you not find me attractive?
Him: Sorry hun, I just have a severe case of WODROD this evening.
Wodraska is a long last name with funny letters. People hardly realize wodraska is actually a man. Wodraska enjoys eatin fish and tends to smell like his food. Wodraska is over all a nice man mistaken for a hideous over weight woman.
SAM:"Ah everyone run it's........it's..........."
ALLY:"IT'S WODRASKA"
wODRASKA:"moo!!!"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.