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Devils cabbage, Mary Jane, ganja, weed
Hey Jim, got any green for this doob? Nah mate I’ve gotta see my woafage guy.

This woafage is strong, I’m feeling woafed up
Woafage by Unclefur April 1, 2023
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(n) The stuff that comes out of big speakers, ie woofers; bass, low-frequency, bottom-end, dub etc.
When commenting on the performance of a subwoofer : "that's woofage, that is!".
woofage by madcow66 May 30, 2007
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1: (n.) Something that is extremely gross or disgusting.

2: (n.) A word used to describe something that is soooo disgusting that you can't think of any other words to use in its place.
1: Don't ever swim in the baby pool, fore it is filled with woofage.

2: I walked into the airport restroom and my nose instantly filled with woofage so badly, it made my eyes water.
woofage by Kyle Wagner August 21, 2005
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