With An I 

People who have the letter "I" in their first name in an unusual place will usually refer to themselves as "(Name), with an I". There is no reason for this, as saying your name has an I in it adds nothing to the conversation, and will probably add more confusion than anything.

"So you want a grande Pumpkin Spice Latte, correct?"
"Yep"
"And who's it for?
"Josiph, with an I"
"Excuse me?"
"The I is inbetween the S and the P"
"What was the point in mentioning your name had an I in it for a Starbucks order?"
"Because it's my name and it's important. You know you're being quite rude, LMSYM"

With An I by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 10, 2019

duck with an i 

When you accidently press the wrong button on the keyboard. Think about it, I is right beside u.

Duck with an I. Pressing u instead of i

duck with an i by Luke has a big duck! January 20, 2015

Kelly with an I 

equivalent to a shit stain, they are usually terrible and toxic in league of legends.

Stop getting banned like a kelly with an I.

Kelly with an I by KelliBeToxicAF August 7, 2017

boy but with an i 

when you want to say boi out loud

Someone: i want my first son to be a guy
You: boy but with an i

boy but with an i by memelord8448 April 18, 2018

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

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I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. 

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. by Scot August 9, 2004