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With An I 

People who have the letter "I" in their first name in an unusual place will usually refer to themselves as "(Name), with an I". There is no reason for this, as saying your name has an I in it adds nothing to the conversation, and will probably add more confusion than anything.
"So you want a grande Pumpkin Spice Latte, correct?"
"Yep"
"And who's it for?
"Josiph, with an I"
"Excuse me?"
"The I is inbetween the S and the P"
"What was the point in mentioning your name had an I in it for a Starbucks order?"
"Because it's my name and it's important. You know you're being quite rude, LMSYM"
With An I by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 10, 2019
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duck with an i 

When you accidently press the wrong button on the keyboard. Think about it, I is right beside u.
Duck with an I. Pressing u instead of i

Kelly with an I 

equivalent to a shit stain, they are usually terrible and toxic in league of legends.
Stop getting banned like a kelly with an I.

boy but with an i 

when you want to say boi out loud
Someone: i want my first son to be a guy
You: boy but with an i

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

<.7.9.7.6.>If My Pubic Hairs Talk To Me SO I Have An Issues WIth Individuals<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>If My Pubic Hairs Talk To Me SO I Have An Issues WIth Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If My Pubic Hairs Talk To Me SO I Have An Issues WIth Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. 

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.
I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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