wisening

same as wising, but used by Alexs around the world to create an air of intelligence while in reality only creating confusion.

Creating a new version after the first is done is really easy, so I guess they're wisening up and lowering budgets.

by Alex June 20, 2006

wisoning

to chill with your friends only to be stopped by your girlfriend and be dragged away kicking and screaming.

I was wisoning it up... at least i was till my bitch came along X(

by Xstr[e]et-16X September 15, 2010

widening

When a woman's so turned on her pussy opens and moistens

Hey John look at Melissa's face, she's deffo widening for Henry

by Slackhaddock May 4, 2017

Wistening

When you watch the music video of a song while listening to the music.

I was Wistening to Take On Me last night.

by Nick "Super Cool" Man October 19, 2014

penis wiening ass wang

it is a curvy lump on the wrist of your forearm.

the penis wiening ass wang goes up in a curvish angle then goes straight.

by headbanger20148 December 29, 2007

winening

To "accidentally" spill red wine on someone wearing a white dress to someone else's wedding.

Future MIL showed up wearing a wedding dress herself, so the maid of honor gave her "the winening".

by StarDustLoveU January 18, 2025

Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021