MIL

Mother-In-Law, The Mother of your spouse, The woman married to you fil (Father-In-Law).
My mil is coming over today, ugh.
by Staycib April 16, 2006
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MIL has stopped on track!
by ALDONALD April 22, 2010
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a coniving, two-faced, BITCH who manipulates your husband into becoming a baby again, so that she can make him hate you the way that she does...a trouble maker, a nuissance to your peaceful marriage...someone who should not know about your personal life because she will go and gossip about you to the whole church and tell them how awful you are at treating her babyish son. your husband's mom..the one person that you can truly live without!
MIL to church: "my daughter in law hates me, it makes me so sad."

MIL to her own sisters: "i hate my daughter in law..she can't even do things half as good as I can. i told her that I don't care if she doesn't love me cuz she's just an outsider"
by JAN.OE September 22, 2011
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The Pentagon's website is www.pentagon.mil
by sim simma December 03, 2004
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Midwest city at its finest. Milwaukee. Those who rep the city know it straight ballin 24/7. 100kgs crack pushed daily.
Strait slangin the crack gotta make bail....i come fromt he city of the MIL
by JK December 17, 2004
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She: what do you want?
He: to be Madly in Love
She: you’re not already

Follow-on text: He: MIL
by JaayP October 26, 2022
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The three keys you must press at the same time in Wolfenstein 3D to lose all of your points, but gain full health and weapons.
Dude you're about to die, M-I-L, M-I-L!!!!
by who's high pitch? January 25, 2005
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