Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
2.
Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
2.
Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
Get the Asshole Wideningmug. Kratom. It is a plant that is sold in most head shops and gives a high similar (but much weaker) than opiates. You can’t overdose on it but it can be addictive.
by danasp_42 September 07, 2019
Get the Hippie heroinmug. The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.
It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.
Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.
Side effects include
-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea
-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending
Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.
Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.
Side effects include
-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea
-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending
Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.
2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.
2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 03, 2020
Get the V-trainmug. Being attracted to both men and women, but only when you are under the influence of Vyvanse, or other CNS stimulant/amphetamine drugs. It doesn’t matter what your sexual orientation is sober, anyone can be Vysexual if they are attracted to the sex that they aren’t usually attracted to while on Vyvanse. For example, both a gay man who is attracted to women while on Vyvanse, or a straight man who is attracted to men while on Vyvanse would both be considered Vysexual.
Medications such as Adderall or Vyvanse greatly increase your sex drive as well as lower inhibition which results in attraction towards those you wouldn’t normally be attracted to.
Medications such as Adderall or Vyvanse greatly increase your sex drive as well as lower inhibition which results in attraction towards those you wouldn’t normally be attracted to.
Example 1:
Me: Hey Dave, you’re gay right?
Dave: Yes sir.
Me: Well that girl Macy says she is pregnant with your kid, mind explaining that?
Dave: Oh yeah I was on Vyvanse, I am Vysexual. It means when I take Vyvanse I am attrac- wait, fucking seriously?
Example 2:
Hunter: I can’t believe you are actually down to hook up with me. I totally got straight vibes from you!
Ryan: Oh I am straight! I just took 140mg of Vyvanse earlier today though so I have a hankering for some bussy!
Hunter: Oh so you’re Vysexual! Nice *unzips pants*
Me: Hey Dave, you’re gay right?
Dave: Yes sir.
Me: Well that girl Macy says she is pregnant with your kid, mind explaining that?
Dave: Oh yeah I was on Vyvanse, I am Vysexual. It means when I take Vyvanse I am attrac- wait, fucking seriously?
Example 2:
Hunter: I can’t believe you are actually down to hook up with me. I totally got straight vibes from you!
Ryan: Oh I am straight! I just took 140mg of Vyvanse earlier today though so I have a hankering for some bussy!
Hunter: Oh so you’re Vysexual! Nice *unzips pants*
by danasp_42 June 14, 2022
Get the Vysexualmug. Example 1:
Peter: “What time do you get off? Me and the guys were hoping you could buy us some more beer.”
Brian: “You cant be serious.”
Peter: “Its a little bit serious. I havent been drunk in a day and I’m not feeling particularly handsome.”
Example 2: Me and my friends got blackout handsome last night.
Peter: “What time do you get off? Me and the guys were hoping you could buy us some more beer.”
Brian: “You cant be serious.”
Peter: “Its a little bit serious. I havent been drunk in a day and I’m not feeling particularly handsome.”
Example 2: Me and my friends got blackout handsome last night.
by danasp_42 October 09, 2018
Get the Handsomemug. The mother of all drug combinations. This is when a person takes LSD, MDMA, alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, prescription opioids, prescription amphetamines (substitute for meth if you’re bummy) (or cocaine if you’re rich which you aren’t) as well as some Benadryl to kill nausea.
This combo is not meant to be attempted by anyone who isn’t a professional drug addict.
If done right the stimulating effects of the Molly, Acid and rX stimulants should completely override the sedation caused by the alcohol, Benadryl and Opioids making you feel completely sober.
Honestly you will probably overdose but think of how cool you will feel?
This combo is not meant to be attempted by anyone who isn’t a professional drug addict.
If done right the stimulating effects of the Molly, Acid and rX stimulants should completely override the sedation caused by the alcohol, Benadryl and Opioids making you feel completely sober.
Honestly you will probably overdose but think of how cool you will feel?
Friend 1: I am so high, I am candyflipping right now off of a gel tab and a Tesla pill!
Friend 2: *unresponsive*
Friend 1: I wish I was cool enough to flatline flip
Officer: What did your friend take? Be honest, we are trying to save his life?
Me: He.. He was flatline flipping.
Officer: Holy shit cool
Friend 2: *unresponsive*
Friend 1: I wish I was cool enough to flatline flip
Officer: What did your friend take? Be honest, we are trying to save his life?
Me: He.. He was flatline flipping.
Officer: Holy shit cool
by danasp_42 June 17, 2020
Get the Flatline flipmug. When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.
This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.
This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.
*taking a shit*
*glances in bowl*
Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”
*glances in bowl*
Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”
by danasp_42 May 11, 2020
Get the Manual flushmug.