danasp_42's definitions

Handsome

A state of drunkenness. When you drink enough to become very sexy and attractive in your own eyes.

Example 1:
Peter: “What time do you get off? Me and the guys were hoping you could buy us some more beer.”
Brian: “You cant be serious.”
Peter: “Its a little bit serious. I havent been drunk in a day and I’m not feeling particularly handsome.”

Example 2: Me and my friends got blackout handsome last night.

by danasp_42 October 9, 2018

Dope shit

When you come off of opioids and all the constipation they brought goes away resulting in you shitting your brain out.

Example 1:
A few days into detox I took a massive dope shit.

Example 2:

I havent had kratom in two days, I took four dope shits today.

by danasp_42 October 25, 2018

Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.

Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.

by danasp_42 October 6, 2018

Rockstar flipping

Combining LSD and alcohol. The alcohol takes the edge off of the sometimes anxiety inducing LSD trip while the LSD does the rest. It makes you feel like a rockstar. The effects of the LSD can make you feel less drunk than you are so be careful not to drink too much or else you could very easily die from alcohol poisoning. Overwise a fairly safe combo assuming you actually have LSD. 150 ug combined with 5-6 shots should do it.

“I took two tabs last night and killed a bottle of vodka. I love rockstar flipping.”

“I drank a fifth and took a 5 strip and felt like a rockstar. The other people at my sister’s wedding didn’t like it very much.”

by danasp_42 March 16, 2019

Doot pen

A marijuana vape pen. Also known as carts or carrridges.

Hey Orion can I hit the doot pen?

by danasp_42 May 2, 2019

BP Oil Spill

Boy Pussy oil spill: When you pull out of your tight twink and they leak diarrhea. Would not recommend.

I fucked my Grindr date yesterday but he had been drinking the night before. We had a BP oil spill.

by danasp_42 August 25, 2019

Hippie heroin

Kratom. It is a plant that is sold in most head shops and gives a high similar (but much weaker) than opiates. You can’t overdose on it but it can be addictive.

Friend one: Hey do you have any Perc 30’s left?
Friend two: Naw, I’m on that hippie heroin

by danasp_42 September 7, 2019