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1). (Noun): Slang for marijuana.
2). (Adjective): Something of low quality, very commonly used to describe low quality drugs. It should be noted that the adjective definition is separate from the noun definition, and referring to marijuana as “boof” doesn’t necessarily mean it is low quality.
3). (Verb): To ingest psychoactive drugs rectally. Also known as “booty bumping” or “Plugging.”
Typically the drugs are dissolved in a small amount of water and drawn up into either an oral syringe, or a hypodermic syringe with the sharp taken off (Obviously).
It is VERY important to know that the reason people choose this route of administration is because boofing typically has a MUCH higher bioavailability (The amount that ends up in your bloodstream) than other methods of taking drugs such as orally, smoking, or snorting. It depends on the drug, but boofing is usually a negligible step below injecting as far as how much is absorbed.
For example: Morphine has an oral bioavailability of around 20% and a rectal BA of around 70% (3.5x more), meaning that boofing 10mg of morphine results in the same amount of absorption as 35mg orally which can be a dangerous difference.
Drugs most commonly taken by boofing include MDMA, methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl, and prescription medications. Less common drugs include DMT, LSD, ketamine, and alcohol.
2). (Adjective): Something of low quality, very commonly used to describe low quality drugs. It should be noted that the adjective definition is separate from the noun definition, and referring to marijuana as “boof” doesn’t necessarily mean it is low quality.
3). (Verb): To ingest psychoactive drugs rectally. Also known as “booty bumping” or “Plugging.”
Typically the drugs are dissolved in a small amount of water and drawn up into either an oral syringe, or a hypodermic syringe with the sharp taken off (Obviously).
It is VERY important to know that the reason people choose this route of administration is because boofing typically has a MUCH higher bioavailability (The amount that ends up in your bloodstream) than other methods of taking drugs such as orally, smoking, or snorting. It depends on the drug, but boofing is usually a negligible step below injecting as far as how much is absorbed.
For example: Morphine has an oral bioavailability of around 20% and a rectal BA of around 70% (3.5x more), meaning that boofing 10mg of morphine results in the same amount of absorption as 35mg orally which can be a dangerous difference.
Drugs most commonly taken by boofing include MDMA, methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl, and prescription medications. Less common drugs include DMT, LSD, ketamine, and alcohol.
1). “Just got a pound of the boof, brought that shit straight to the booth.”
-XXXTENTACION on “Look at Me!”
2).
“Yo I bought some shrooms from that guy and they were boof. I ate 3.5 grams and barely tripped.”
3).
Friend 1: “I still have two small lines of coke left, but my nose is plugged and my tolerance is so high I won’t feel it…”
Friend 2: “Boof that shit bro. Trust me it hits like a train.”
Friend 1: “Idk man, doesn’t that make me gay?”
Friend 2: “Fuck no, boofing doesn’t make you gay, but doing coke and binging anime does. Besides there’s nothing wrong with being gay.”
-XXXTENTACION on “Look at Me!”
2).
“Yo I bought some shrooms from that guy and they were boof. I ate 3.5 grams and barely tripped.”
3).
Friend 1: “I still have two small lines of coke left, but my nose is plugged and my tolerance is so high I won’t feel it…”
Friend 2: “Boof that shit bro. Trust me it hits like a train.”
Friend 1: “Idk man, doesn’t that make me gay?”
Friend 2: “Fuck no, boofing doesn’t make you gay, but doing coke and binging anime does. Besides there’s nothing wrong with being gay.”
by danasp_42 October 14, 2023
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Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).
While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.
Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.
Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).
While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.
Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.
Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Friend: Hey do you have any kratom? That White Borneo was good shit if you have more of that.
Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
by danasp_42 February 22, 2023
Get the Tan Venom mug.Being attracted to both men and women, but only when you are under the influence of Vyvanse, or other CNS stimulant/amphetamine drugs. It doesn’t matter what your sexual orientation is sober, anyone can be Vysexual if they are attracted to the sex that they aren’t usually attracted to while on Vyvanse. For example, both a gay man who is attracted to women while on Vyvanse, or a straight man who is attracted to men while on Vyvanse would both be considered Vysexual.
Medications such as Adderall or Vyvanse greatly increase your sex drive as well as lower inhibition which results in attraction towards those you wouldn’t normally be attracted to.
Medications such as Adderall or Vyvanse greatly increase your sex drive as well as lower inhibition which results in attraction towards those you wouldn’t normally be attracted to.
Example 1:
Me: Hey Dave, you’re gay right?
Dave: Yes sir.
Me: Well that girl Macy says she is pregnant with your kid, mind explaining that?
Dave: Oh yeah I was on Vyvanse, I am Vysexual. It means when I take Vyvanse I am attrac- wait, fucking seriously?
Example 2:
Hunter: I can’t believe you are actually down to hook up with me. I totally got straight vibes from you!
Ryan: Oh I am straight! I just took 140mg of Vyvanse earlier today though so I have a hankering for some bussy!
Hunter: Oh so you’re Vysexual! Nice *unzips pants*
Me: Hey Dave, you’re gay right?
Dave: Yes sir.
Me: Well that girl Macy says she is pregnant with your kid, mind explaining that?
Dave: Oh yeah I was on Vyvanse, I am Vysexual. It means when I take Vyvanse I am attrac- wait, fucking seriously?
Example 2:
Hunter: I can’t believe you are actually down to hook up with me. I totally got straight vibes from you!
Ryan: Oh I am straight! I just took 140mg of Vyvanse earlier today though so I have a hankering for some bussy!
Hunter: Oh so you’re Vysexual! Nice *unzips pants*
by danasp_42 June 14, 2022
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1). Cannabis flower (weed)
2). Cannabis concentrates (Wax/dabs)
3). Hashish
4). Edibles
It is best to take the edible first, wait 45 minutes, smoke a joint or blunt with both flower and hash in it, and then take a dab. If you’d like you can just take an edible and smoke a joint/blunt with all three of the remaining horsemen.
Will get you hella faded, do not drive.
1). Cannabis flower (weed)
2). Cannabis concentrates (Wax/dabs)
3). Hashish
4). Edibles
It is best to take the edible first, wait 45 minutes, smoke a joint or blunt with both flower and hash in it, and then take a dab. If you’d like you can just take an edible and smoke a joint/blunt with all three of the remaining horsemen.
Will get you hella faded, do not drive.
Example 1).
Me: Yo what you got?
Plug: Anything
Me: Weed?
Plug: Hell yeah. The four horsemen!
2).
Friend: Dude you look fucking out of it today!
Me: Yeah, last night I took an edible, smoked a blunt with flower and hash, and took like 7 dabs. I’m pretty zonked even still today.
Friend: Ah! The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse!
Me: Yo what you got?
Plug: Anything
Me: Weed?
Plug: Hell yeah. The four horsemen!
2).
Friend: Dude you look fucking out of it today!
Me: Yeah, last night I took an edible, smoked a blunt with flower and hash, and took like 7 dabs. I’m pretty zonked even still today.
Friend: Ah! The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse!
by danasp_42 May 22, 2022
Get the The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse mug.Opioid withdrawal that is brought on by abuse of the plant Mitragyna Speciosa (otherwise known as kratom).
Kratom contains the naturally occuring drugs Mitragynine and 7-OH-Mitragynine, both of which are mu-opioid agonists. Because of this activity on opioid receptors, this herbal drug induces short but euphoric highs as well as a pretty nasty withdrawal if use is discontinued after a few months of daily usage. This withdrawal is known as “Kratom flu.”
Some users say it isn’t as bad as the dope flu you get from oxy or heroin, some say it’s worse. In my experience it’s pretty shitty either way.
Kratom contains the naturally occuring drugs Mitragynine and 7-OH-Mitragynine, both of which are mu-opioid agonists. Because of this activity on opioid receptors, this herbal drug induces short but euphoric highs as well as a pretty nasty withdrawal if use is discontinued after a few months of daily usage. This withdrawal is known as “Kratom flu.”
Some users say it isn’t as bad as the dope flu you get from oxy or heroin, some say it’s worse. In my experience it’s pretty shitty either way.
Friend: Why are you yawning bro?
Me: My state made mitragynine a schedule I controlled substance so I think I’m coming down with the kratom flu.
Friend: Try ordering some tianeptine because that’s somehow still perfectly legal!
Me: My state made mitragynine a schedule I controlled substance so I think I’m coming down with the kratom flu.
Friend: Try ordering some tianeptine because that’s somehow still perfectly legal!
by danasp_42 December 6, 2021
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The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.
Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.
Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?
Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.
Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!
EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?
Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.
Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!
EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
by danasp_42 November 9, 2021
Get the Douche dust mug.Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
2.
Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
2.
Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
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