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A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.
The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.
This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).
There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.
This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).
There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!
2:
Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!
2:
Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 9, 2021
Get the Race the tab mug.Dealer: “Yo do you fuck with uptown?”
Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”
Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”
Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”
Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”
Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”
Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”
by danasp_42 April 17, 2020
Get the Uptown mug.Combining LSD and alcohol. The alcohol takes the edge off of the sometimes anxiety inducing LSD trip while the LSD does the rest. It makes you feel like a rockstar. The effects of the LSD can make you feel less drunk than you are so be careful not to drink too much or else you could very easily die from alcohol poisoning. Overwise a fairly safe combo assuming you actually have LSD. 150 ug combined with 5-6 shots should do it.
“I took two tabs last night and killed a bottle of vodka. I love rockstar flipping.”
“I drank a fifth and took a 5 strip and felt like a rockstar. The other people at my sister’s wedding didn’t like it very much.”
“I drank a fifth and took a 5 strip and felt like a rockstar. The other people at my sister’s wedding didn’t like it very much.”
by danasp_42 March 16, 2019
Get the Rockstar flipping mug.Midwest slang for orange juice containing the drug propylhexedrine aka Benzedrex. The drug can be bought over the counter in the form of a nasal inhaler normally used for allergies. If you break the inhaler and take out the cotton inside and soak it in orange juice or any acidic beverage for 24 hours the active ingredient (propyl) is extracted. Propyl has similar effects to amphetamine and methamphetamine and induces a state of intense focus and euphoria. It is also horrible for your vascular system and causes severe vasoconstriction.
In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.
In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.
Me: Hey bro do you want some speed laced orange juice?
Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?
Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.
Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?
Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.
by danasp_42 December 27, 2019
Get the Jesus Juice mug.A two person drinking game that is played as follows:
Supplies needed:
-A 30 rack of beer or a bottle of alcohol with a mixer
-Two pills containing 100mg* of MDMA each (You can play this with any powdered substance really).
-Cups.
Instructions: You and the other player drink together like you normally would. The objective of the game is to get the MDMA into the other players drink without them noticing. Whichever player’s pupils dilate first loses but also wins (because MDMA).
Note: Named after famous MDMA chemist Mike Cosby.
*100 US mg converts to around 350 British mg.
Supplies needed:
-A 30 rack of beer or a bottle of alcohol with a mixer
-Two pills containing 100mg* of MDMA each (You can play this with any powdered substance really).
-Cups.
Instructions: You and the other player drink together like you normally would. The objective of the game is to get the MDMA into the other players drink without them noticing. Whichever player’s pupils dilate first loses but also wins (because MDMA).
Note: Named after famous MDMA chemist Mike Cosby.
*100 US mg converts to around 350 British mg.
Friend: Alright, Cosby challenge starts in 3... 2... 1... GO!
Me: *sets down drink*
“I’m going to the bathroom I’ll be right back.”
Me: *sets down drink*
“I’m going to the bathroom I’ll be right back.”
by danasp_42 December 19, 2020
Get the Cosby challenge mug.Powdered Mitragynine hydrochloride. Usually has a yellowish tan hue, hence the name.
Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).
While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.
Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.
Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).
While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.
Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.
Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Friend: Hey do you have any kratom? That White Borneo was good shit if you have more of that.
Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
by danasp_42 February 22, 2023
Get the Tan Venom mug.Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.
The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.
Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.
Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?
Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.
Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!
EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?
Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.
Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!
EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
by danasp_42 November 9, 2021
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