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Cosby challenge

A two person drinking game that is played as follows:

Supplies needed:

-A 30 rack of beer or a bottle of alcohol with a mixer
-Two pills containing 100mg* of MDMA each (You can play this with any powdered substance really).

-Cups.

Instructions: You and the other player drink together like you normally would. The objective of the game is to get the MDMA into the other players drink without them noticing. Whichever player’s pupils dilate first loses but also wins (because MDMA).

Note: Named after famous MDMA chemist Mike Cosby.

*100 US mg converts to around 350 British mg.
Friend: Alright, Cosby challenge starts in 3... 2... 1... GO!

Me: *sets down drink*
“I’m going to the bathroom I’ll be right back.”
by danasp_42 December 19, 2020
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Tan Venom

Powdered Mitragynine hydrochloride. Usually has a yellowish tan hue, hence the name.

Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).

While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.

Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.

Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Friend: Hey do you have any kratom? That White Borneo was good shit if you have more of that.

Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
by danasp_42 February 22, 2023
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Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.
Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
by danasp_42 October 6, 2018
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Flatline flip

The mother of all drug combinations. This is when a person takes LSD, MDMA, alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, prescription opioids, prescription amphetamines (substitute for meth if you’re bummy) (or cocaine if you’re rich which you aren’t) as well as some Benadryl to kill nausea.

This combo is not meant to be attempted by anyone who isn’t a professional drug addict.

If done right the stimulating effects of the Molly, Acid and rX stimulants should completely override the sedation caused by the alcohol, Benadryl and Opioids making you feel completely sober.

Honestly you will probably overdose but think of how cool you will feel?
Friend 1: I am so high, I am candyflipping right now off of a gel tab and a Tesla pill!

Friend 2: *unresponsive*

Friend 1: I wish I was cool enough to flatline flip

Officer: What did your friend take? Be honest, we are trying to save his life?

Me: He.. He was flatline flipping.

Officer: Holy shit cool
by danasp_42 June 17, 2020
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Douche dust

Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.

The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.

Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?

Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.

Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!

EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
by danasp_42 November 9, 2021
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Grandplug

Your plug’s plug. One step up the ladder from the dude who charges 280 for an oz and is always late.

The grandplug usually deals with larger amounts than a street dealer and usually sells to the person that you or I buy from. They usually pick up pounds(weed), sheets (acid) and 8-balls (coke or Molly) and sell zips, strips and grams.

Being a grandplug has its advantages and disadvantages. An advantage would be that you sell to a small number of street dealers, instead of the consumer of the product. This means being more stealthy as well as less people to snitch on you. A disadvantage would be that if you do end up getting caught, you will get in a lot more trouble than a user or street level dealer. Getting caught with a half oz of coke or Molly and two pounds of weed is a lot more serious than getting caught with a few pills and an oz or two.

The grandplug usually has people come to his place to get the drugs.

A great grandplug is someone who deals in pounds, usually a cartel guy.
Brady: These edibles are fucking fire! You said your plug made them?

Dan: No my plug didn’t make them but my grandplug did!

Sketchy customer: Hey man, I know that I usually only buy a couple points of MDMA at a time, but is there any way you could hook up a half a z?
Street plug: Hell naw! I don’t even think my grandplug picks up that much at a time!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2021
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Dope shit

When you come off of opioids and all the constipation they brought goes away resulting in you shitting your brain out.
Example 1:
A few days into detox I took a massive dope shit.

Example 2:

I havent had kratom in two days, I took four dope shits today.
by danasp_42 October 25, 2018
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