Douche dust

Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.

The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.

Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?

Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.

Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!

EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
by danasp_42 November 09, 2021
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Handsome

A state of drunkenness. When you drink enough to become very sexy and attractive in your own eyes.
Example 1:
Peter: “What time do you get off? Me and the guys were hoping you could buy us some more beer.”
Brian: “You cant be serious.”
Peter: “Its a little bit serious. I havent been drunk in a day and I’m not feeling particularly handsome.”

Example 2: Me and my friends got blackout handsome last night.
by danasp_42 October 09, 2018
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Flatline flip

The mother of all drug combinations. This is when a person takes LSD, MDMA, alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, prescription opioids, prescription amphetamines (substitute for meth if you’re bummy) (or cocaine if you’re rich which you aren’t) as well as some Benadryl to kill nausea.

This combo is not meant to be attempted by anyone who isn’t a professional drug addict.

If done right the stimulating effects of the Molly, Acid and rX stimulants should completely override the sedation caused by the alcohol, Benadryl and Opioids making you feel completely sober.

Honestly you will probably overdose but think of how cool you will feel?
Friend 1: I am so high, I am candyflipping right now off of a gel tab and a Tesla pill!

Friend 2: *unresponsive*

Friend 1: I wish I was cool enough to flatline flip

Officer: What did your friend take? Be honest, we are trying to save his life?

Me: He.. He was flatline flipping.

Officer: Holy shit cool
by danasp_42 June 17, 2020
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Vysexual

Being attracted to both men and women, but only when you are under the influence of Vyvanse, or other CNS stimulant/amphetamine drugs. It doesn’t matter what your sexual orientation is sober, anyone can be Vysexual if they are attracted to the sex that they aren’t usually attracted to while on Vyvanse. For example, both a gay man who is attracted to women while on Vyvanse, or a straight man who is attracted to men while on Vyvanse would both be considered Vysexual.

Medications such as Adderall or Vyvanse greatly increase your sex drive as well as lower inhibition which results in attraction towards those you wouldn’t normally be attracted to.
Example 1:

Me: Hey Dave, you’re gay right?

Dave: Yes sir.

Me: Well that girl Macy says she is pregnant with your kid, mind explaining that?

Dave: Oh yeah I was on Vyvanse, I am Vysexual. It means when I take Vyvanse I am attrac- wait, fucking seriously?

Example 2:

Hunter: I can’t believe you are actually down to hook up with me. I totally got straight vibes from you!

Ryan: Oh I am straight! I just took 140mg of Vyvanse earlier today though so I have a hankering for some bussy!

Hunter: Oh so you’re Vysexual! Nice *unzips pants*
by danasp_42 June 14, 2022
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Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.
*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”
by danasp_42 May 11, 2020
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Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 09, 2021
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Uptown

North-midwest slang for methamphetamine.

Meth = “up” or “uptown”

Heroin = “down” or “downtown
Dealer: “Yo do you fuck with uptown?”

Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”

Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”

Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”
by danasp_42 April 17, 2020
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