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Wireless willy 

When you hock a loogie in your lovers ear.
Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.
Wireless willy by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021

Niggular Wireless

1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.
I'm gonna get myself a new phone a Niggular Wireless.
Niggular Wireless by shdwsclan August 2, 2009

wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

Rogers Wireless Kids 

The group of annoying kids you see on TV for Rogers enacting scenes of teen drama and acting all cute. Their adds are aimed at a large audience of youngsters as they represent a perfectly homogeneous mix, complete with the good-looking girl, not as good-looking girl, boyish guy with haircut, other boy and non-caucasian boy.
<Guy 1> Hey, I just signed up for UrbanDictinary.com strictly to playa hate the My 5 kids.
<Guy 2> Oh, the Rogers Wireless Kids? I can't stand those feeble little prepsters.
Rogers Wireless Kids by J_Dilla January 16, 2008

Hamline Wireless 

A wireless connection that is hardly ever functional.

Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.
Dude, don't go to that internet cafe, its like using Hamline Wireless.

You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.
Hamline Wireless by 1L February 4, 2006

Coconut wireless

The Hawaiian concept of the Coconut Wireless is better than a cell phone! It is a wireless and fast way of communicating through word-of-mouth news or the sixth sense.

Example A: Friend 1: "Kealoha isn't home she went to the big island." Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard it on the coconut wireless."

Example B: Say you haven't seen your friend in a while and start to call them and get interrupted. Then they call you a minute later or show up on your doorstep. You are both connected to and tuned into the Coconut Wireless.
Friend 1: "Hey, I was going to call you"
Friend 2: Smiles knowingly, "I know. Heard dat on da Coconut Wireless."
Coconut wireless by Smokey Rain July 18, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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