Wirelessly
Wirelessly by yatsl May 12, 2011
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Wireless willy by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021
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Niggular Wireless
1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.
Niggular Wireless by shdwsclan August 2, 2009
wireless crapability
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."
Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
wireless crapability by arkinese June 8, 2014
Rogers Wireless Kids
The group of annoying kids you see on TV for Rogers enacting scenes of teen drama and acting all cute. Their adds are aimed at a large audience of youngsters as they represent a perfectly homogeneous mix, complete with the good-looking girl, not as good-looking girl, boyish guy with haircut, other boy and non-caucasian boy.
<Guy 1> Hey, I just signed up for UrbanDictinary.com strictly to playa hate the My 5 kids.
<Guy 2> Oh, the Rogers Wireless Kids? I can't stand those feeble little prepsters.
<Guy 2> Oh, the Rogers Wireless Kids? I can't stand those feeble little prepsters.
Rogers Wireless Kids by J_Dilla January 16, 2008
Hamline Wireless
A wireless connection that is hardly ever functional.
Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.
Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.
Dude, don't go to that internet cafe, its like using Hamline Wireless.
You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.
You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.
Hamline Wireless by 1L February 4, 2006
Coconut wireless
The Hawaiian concept of the Coconut Wireless is better than a cell phone! It is a wireless and fast way of communicating through word-of-mouth news or the sixth sense.
Example A: Friend 1: "Kealoha isn't home she went to the big island." Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard it on the coconut wireless."
Example B: Say you haven't seen your friend in a while and start to call them and get interrupted. Then they call you a minute later or show up on your doorstep. You are both connected to and tuned into the Coconut Wireless.
Example A: Friend 1: "Kealoha isn't home she went to the big island." Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard it on the coconut wireless."
Example B: Say you haven't seen your friend in a while and start to call them and get interrupted. Then they call you a minute later or show up on your doorstep. You are both connected to and tuned into the Coconut Wireless.
Friend 1: "Hey, I was going to call you"
Friend 2: Smiles knowingly, "I know. Heard dat on da Coconut Wireless."
Friend 2: Smiles knowingly, "I know. Heard dat on da Coconut Wireless."
Coconut wireless by Smokey Rain July 18, 2016
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Pee Calculus
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