wipelash

Injury caused by attempting to wipe too fast from behind.

gary: I really hurt my wrist this morning.

Sheila: what happened?
Gary: I took a bad poop and tried to wipe too fast. Now I've got wipelash!

by Urban humor August 12, 2017

breakup wiplash

to feel as tho everything is going fine, then to have your heart rip out so fast you cant even cry about it. its as tho your heart and mind cant synch up long enough for you to know how to feel.. until much later

(you)-hey baby, how did your interview go?...

(them)-its over

and BAM!! breakup wiplash

by damian thy vampire October 27, 2011

wipflash

injury form a jerk of the head

woah that back hand had serious wipflash

by kshsjdisb July 10, 2021