Wipeage

This word should have been made in the first place

Definition: In the act of wiping

"The wipeage of one's blood is necessary"

by regyfehug February 27, 2019

minimal wipage

The act of successfully utilizing only 1-2 wipes of toilet paper after having a clean break-away (often associated with a clean "plop" sound) in the act of pooping, thus efficiently reducing time spent wiping and amount of toilet paper used.

Gillium was in a rush and successfully utilized minimal wipage, and was able to get back to his daily activities.

by Javin232 October 21, 2011

wifeager

When your loving, caring, doting wife manages you or your business ventures. Wife+Manager=Wifeager

He doesn't need an assistant he has a wifeager wifeager

by TheREALMrsTAYLOR July 23, 2016

wipemageddon

The time between 1960 and 1980 when television companies routinely wiped video tapes for re-use, so destroying the recordings of many early television programmes.

Some early episodes of 'Dad's Army' were lost forever in the Wipemageddon of the 1970s.

by Wordy99 June 8, 2018