The act of successfully utilizing only 1-2 wipes of toilet paper after having a clean break-away (often associated with a clean "plop" sound) in the act of pooping, thus efficiently reducing time spent wiping and amount of toilet paper used.
Gillium was in a rush and successfully utilized minimal wipage, and was able to get back to his daily activities.
The time between 1960 and 1980 when television companies routinely wiped video tapes for re-use, so destroying the recordings of many early television programmes.
Some early episodes of 'Dad's Army' were lost forever in the Wipemageddon of the 1970s.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.