winter ho 

A girl who wears tank tops, halter tops, itty bitty mini skirts, booty shorts, etc. when it's 45° or less outside.

Damn, look at that winter ho; it's about to snow and she has on some booty shorts.

winter ho by Pebbles March 2, 2005

Winter homework 

Homework given to students over winter break. Apparently teachers don't understand the definition of a break.

Kid 1: Man my stupid teachers gave me winter homework.
Kid 2: That sucks.

Winter homework by desanity December 22, 2009

Unspecified Winter Holiday

The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter....

Some people are still not used to the term, mistaking it for other holidays, as seen in the example below.

JOE: "Merry Unspecified Winter Holiday, George!"
GEORGE: "Did I just hear you wish me a merry Christmas? I'M CALLIN' THE COPS, YOU DIRTY LITTLE...!"

Unspecified Winter Holiday by Swish and Spit April 3, 2009

Winter hope 

Having an ugly mom and dead beat dad

“Ooh that kid is a winter hope”

Winter hope by Realityhit December 21, 2021

Winter Hot Chocolate 

Winter Hot Chocolate is when you embark into a females/males septic tank, and install a spout into the pipe system. You must also add a preheater like the gas station coffee machines, and pour yourself a nice mug. You sip on that mug like a nice hot chocolate in the cold days of winter

Dude, she could give me some winter hot chocolate

Winter Hot Chocolate by Sammyboi69420 September 6, 2025

winter happy hour effect 

When you leave happy hour, thinking you are in good shape, but the combination of drinking, and exposure to the cold air outside creates a sudden, intense urge to pee.

I left happy hour last night and it's only two blocks to my house but I got hit with the winter happy hour effect.
Did you make it home in time ?
Eventually got there, but I think the sidewalk in front of Andy's Market is going to be icy this morning.

winter happy hour effect by J Scotts January 15, 2009

Hot Guy Winter

Hot Guy Winter is said by thugs who are just tryna have a fun winter. Nothing impedes in a mans hot Guy winter, not even women. No sadness whatsoever because it’s hot Guy winter, we do what we want. #hot guy winter

- Chris and his girl broke up
- Oh that doesn’t matter it’s hot Guy winter he’s fine

Hot Guy Winter by Rylooooo August 12, 2019