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windows up by sotomie April 20, 2017
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Let's fog up the windows
Let's fog up the windows by Orale weyy June 24, 2018
rolling up the windows
when a snowboarder goes over a jump off balance and has to swing both arms around in a circular motion (similar to rolling up the windows in car) to avoid a yard sale.
dude - oh man i almost lost it on that last kicker.
dude2 - ya you were rolling up the windows hardcore!
dude2 - ya you were rolling up the windows hardcore!
rolling up the windows by xskwizmx March 18, 2010
Windows Upfuckingdate
When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.
John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
Windows Upfuckingdate by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014
windows update
"Windows Update" has determined that your installation key is not valid, and therefore setup cannot proceed. Contact your system administrator for more information.
windows update by DaveK September 6, 2003
windows update
The thing I always cancel, yet seems to appear with a message when I shut down that says Windows Update "(not responding)"
Oh damn, windows update is not working again. Who Cares. "Would you like to send an error report?" Hell no!
windows update by michiganwolverine February 2, 2004
windows update
windows update by mister November 12, 2003
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