windows up

Close the window

"Stay home! Windows up!

by sotomie April 20, 2017

Let's fog up the windows

To have sex in the car.

Hey babe, let's fog up the windows tonight!

by Orale weyy June 24, 2018

rolling up the windows

when a snowboarder goes over a jump off balance and has to swing both arms around in a circular motion (similar to rolling up the windows in car) to avoid a yard sale.

dude - oh man i almost lost it on that last kicker.

dude2 - ya you were rolling up the windows hardcore!

by xskwizmx March 18, 2010

Windows Upfuckingdate

When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.

John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.

by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014

windows update

The way Microsoft finds out that your copy of Windows is pirated

"Windows Update" has determined that your installation key is not valid, and therefore setup cannot proceed. Contact your system administrator for more information.

by DaveK September 6, 2003

windows update

The thing I always cancel, yet seems to appear with a message when I shut down that says Windows Update "(not responding)"

Oh damn, windows update is not working again. Who Cares. "Would you like to send an error report?" Hell no!

by michiganwolverine February 2, 2004

windows update

a method of legitimately abstaining from doing any form of productive work

Boss: Hows that report coming on?
Slacker: Just doing a quick windows update

by mister November 12, 2003