Definitions by xskwizmx
Free Beer
A myth older than the bible. There are many different versions depending on the country or area of the world but Free Beer has always been and continues to be a method of attracting people to lame events and or boring parties. It continues to be a tease because if anyone really did experience real true free beer in its purest form, chances are they got too drunk to remember it anyways.
homeschooled
1. bitch please, everyone knows that to divide fractions you have to turn the second fraction upside-down. you just got homeschooled bro!
homeschooled by xskwizmx March 21, 2010
rolling up the windows
when a snowboarder goes over a jump off balance and has to swing both arms around in a circular motion (similar to rolling up the windows in car) to avoid a yard sale.
dude - oh man i almost lost it on that last kicker.
dude2 - ya you were rolling up the windows hardcore!
dude2 - ya you were rolling up the windows hardcore!
rolling up the windows by xskwizmx March 18, 2010
Noob rape
the act of humping the dead corpse of a noob in first person shooter games such as Halo3 and CODMW2 etc. usually occurs right after the noob has been pwnd by a more skilled opponent. accomplished by killing a lower ranked player then standing over the limp dead body and frantically crouching and standing back up simulating a humping motion.
homeschool reunion
1. when hanging out alone
2. spending time on facebook browsing other peoples pictures wishing you had pictures of friends to post that would make everyone else jealous of your non-existant wonderful life.
2. spending time on facebook browsing other peoples pictures wishing you had pictures of friends to post that would make everyone else jealous of your non-existant wonderful life.
dude - see that fat girl in the corner of the lunch room?
dude2 - yeah dude she is totally at a homeschool reunion!
dude2 - yeah dude she is totally at a homeschool reunion!
homeschool reunion by xskwizmx March 12, 2010