Wincoming 

When a WIN is about to arrive.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT! I'M ABOUT TO GET LAID!

Guy 2: WINCOMING!

Wincoming by Retsila December 22, 2008

stitch incoming 

This comes from use of the ‘stitch’ feature on TikTok which allows users to respond to small sections of other videos by adding (stitching) their own video.

When you first see such content, the initial video may be triggering or seem to be contrary to what the creator usually posts. To warn viewers and stop them from clicking away, creators add the ‘stitch incoming’ caption to let viewers know to not exit the video too quickly, but, rather, to wait for the bit that follows (usually a rebuttal).

It is used as a video caption, not in a sentence.

The tik tok creator added the caption Stitch Incoming to let us know that her video critique would directly follow the original clip.

stitch incoming by Ssskkkttt February 24, 2023

Wilcoxing 

Wilcoxing the act of Tom Wilcox ignoring all of you calls and text. Disappearing for weeks and months at a time.

Hi tom where have you been for the last six months oh I just decided to do some wilcoxing.

Wilcoxing by Pete joe October 2, 2013

welcoming potato 

A "Welcoming Potato™" is when you add a potato emoji (🥔) as a reaction to a user's first, introductory, post in a Discord chat server.

It is customary to hand out Welcoming Potatoes to new users and is generally considered a sign of a kind and welcoming community. Some may also use the amount of potatoes given per new user as a metric for activity, or how welcoming a community is.

Q: What's up with all the potatoes in #introductions
A: Those are Welcoming Potatoes™, they are customary on Discord.

X: You should join this Discord server, tons of starch
Y: Nice!

welcoming potato by BrendlefitchCrundlescratch September 16, 2018

incomingpackageitus 

The illness that you become over come with when you are expecting a package. Symptoms include : Checking order tracking several times an hour, the inability to concentrate when you hear a large truck approaching, mood swings, day dreaming, and nervous pacing.

have you seen mat today?

No, he called out with a bad case of incomingpackageitus.

incomingpackageitus by Matanial. November 22, 2010

Incoming Stoner 

A person who is likely to become a stoner

Dude Bob is a incoming stoner, he keeps talking about weed

Incoming Stoner by Stoner47 August 29, 2010

windowing 

An entertaining sexual game. The game starts when a gentleman has sexy time with his lady from behind while she is facing a ground floor window. After swapping with a friend who has been hiding in a wardrobe (without the lady's knowledge), the gentleman then runs round to the outside of the window. He then records her surprise as she wonders who has been reaming her for the last few minutes.

I was windowing your mother last night. You should have seen the look on her face when she saw me outside the house! She'll be laughing about that for years to come.

windowing by B. Jesseling June 12, 2008