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window it 

when something is casually thrown out of a window, usually an item of value such as a rolex, or blackberry. Or maybe even a container full of bouncy balls. Pretty much anything you can find, shoes, maps, even plastic dolls. It doesn't matter, everything's better once you fucking window it.
Often used when describing a mental out of control party thrown by an amazing girl.
"Just fucking window it mate!"

"DID YOU JUST WINDOW MY BROTHERS ROLEX?!?!"

Person 1: "Anyone seen my shoe?"
Person 2: "I think someone windowed it"
window it by Beee123 December 9, 2010
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screw it window 

The point at which sleeps eludes a person and they decide to stay up all night via some caffeinated means.
Steve, at 11pm: "I have to be up to make a flight in five hours."
Mike: "Anything inside of six hours, I say screw it and put on a pot of coffee."
Steve: "I get 5-7 hours of sleep a night, so my screw it window is 4 hours."
screw it window by DevilMike December 15, 2008

Throw it out the window 

To remove something or someone from your life. Gone... like FOREVER
I hate fake friends, throw it out the window...
Throw it out the window by JHubba December 17, 2011

but it has Windows Vista!

Quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer's screen.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."

Italian Window Store 

The worst fucking server I'm existence.
The only people in it are gays, twinks, furrys, and femboys. Or all of the above (Sen)
Man I hate Italian Window Store, I got muted for doing absolutely nothing!
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