Win win

A term a smarmy salesman or manager uses to tell you that both parties have positive outcomes from a situation. This is rarely true. see Enterprise bargaining

So you see here we have a win win deal.

Oh yes of course, you take my old car for nothing, and i pay off this new one for the next 38 years, i am a winner then arent i?

by jamesbrown May 1, 2003

win-win

A win-win situation is where all outcomes are desirable.

If you kill him, you'll get respect and the cops won't touch you.

If you don't kill him, someone else will whack that asshole..

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Win-win

Something everyone loves and wants to have/achieve.

Person: He is such a Win-win

by emilie_thesv February 2, 2021

Win Win

When a female performs fellatio on a male while he consumes a nice juicy steak.

On March 14th I better get a win win.

by Council of Men March 7, 2012

Win-win

As discussed in "The 40 Year-Old Virgin," a win-win is the act of popping any kind of drowsiness inducing drug (Nyquill for example) and proceeding to jerk off. Whether or not one finishes before falling asleep is besides the point because "either way you win..."

Rob: "You going out tonight man?"
Gene: "Nah I'm staying in tonight. I'm pretty tired."

Rob: "You going for a win-win?"

Gene: "Great idea!"

by Wolf man May 22, 2012

Win-Win

Woman lays belly down so her head is near the edge of the bed. The male places his penis in the woman's mouth, so that the deeper he gos, the harder he can press on the ladies back. The purpose being that they both get what they want. She gets a back rub, he gets head. The deeper he gos, the better\harder he presses on the back.

Her: baby, can I get a backrub?

Him: I've got a Win-Win for ya, dear.

by Piratevalandi May 10, 2018

WIN-WIN

Describes the mutual benefit and result when a brave human shares their life story.

The human feels more connected with themself.

The other humans feel more connected to each other.

The web of humanity continues to grow through individual life stories.

Brave human shared their life stories to benefit future generations while also discovering personal reflective gems - it was a WIN-WIN.

by the WIN/WIN September 6, 2020